Judge — June 11, 1927 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

My dears, you know how per- fectly gruesome it is to let the hair grow. You know that utterly weird length when it isn’t bobbed and it isn’t long and just simply straggles all over the pla Well, we have seen the most angelic way of doing the hair when it’s at this most impossible stage. You simply comb it straight back, have it marcelled and then curled at the ends. And right where the ends and the curl begins stick a couple of combs. And ally, you can’t imagine how nating this coiffure can be made for evening by using rhine- stone studded combs. It’s simply too irresistible. We strongly suspect that the girls with boyish bobs will be using G. M. C. to make their hair reach the awk- ward length and those with long hair will be cutting theirs off. Because, we mean, it’s simply the most alluring hair-comb of the ages. = Now, we ask you, my dears, haven’t round powder puffs been bane of our existence for years? We simply don’t under- stand why something hasn’t been done about it. But it’s done now and really the most divi idea. They are making square powder puff: y. And, honestly, the too gorgeous. W powder around the nose and eyes with these things is simply no- body’s business. a And really the most tantalizing thing of the ages! Have you seen the dice cushions? Well, you'll simply go wild at the thought. They are made of black velvet with white dots on them. Just like real dice. And it’s whispered, my dears, that if things are ar- ranged properly you'll never miss your point. There’s no doubt about it—you should read “Lud-In the Mist,” by Hope Mirrlees. It’s simply too utterly divine to even speak about. And we'll let you in on a dark secret—if you really care for something new in profanity it’s just the thing to read. One of the inhabitant’s most preferred oaths is, “By the sun, moon and stars and the golden apples of t west.” Don’t you simply love Six Best Steppers “South Winds” (no show) “Hallelujah” (Hit the Deck) “Sometimes I’m Happy” (Hit the Deck) “A Lane in Spain” (no show) “Why, Oh, Why” (Hit the Deck) “Kinkajou” (Rio Rita) J Strong Stuff “Don’t ever,” advised Joe Al- ger, with a down-and-out motion of his horny palm, “take any guff from a landlord! Tell him where to get off. You oughttz heard me put mine right this mornin “What'd you say, Joe?” I in- quired hopefully Joe is not much larger than I. If he could do it, face to face, and get away withit ... “I says to him, ‘Say, you wet smack, you, when you gonna re- decorate this barn, heh?’ ” “Good for you, Jé “TI says to him, ‘Looka the rent you're gougin’ us, you cheap pirate! An’ the plaster flakin’ off like potato chips all over the warpin’ floors I've been at you birds for some sort of an ice- an’ all I get is promises, , You big stiff, you.’ ” “Strong Joe, pretty strong.” “T says, ‘I’ve got a good no- tion to bust you one in the eye, an’ lay you like a rug, an’ just naturally walk up an’ down until you come across, se ” “What'd he say to that, Joe?” “S: That gu He was seared spee: “Did you raul off and smack him?” “Uh-uh. I just hung up on him.” —Srantey Jones The space below the seats in street cars is now preferred as an advertising location. comicbooks.com