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# Analysis of Judge Magazine Page **Top Cartoon ("If We Had Turkish Customs in This Country"):** This satirizes concerns about immigration and foreign customs. A judge presides while a man defends marrying "the dearest little girls in the world"—referencing Turkish practices of child marriage. The cartoon expresses anxiety about preserving American legal standards against perceived threats from immigrant communities. **"How to Commit Suicide" Article:** This is darkly humorous satire listing absurd ways to destroy oneself financially and socially: attending college, dressing formally, becoming a politician, moving to Long Island, reading *Saturday Post*, joining the army, buying Italian property, and drinking government alcohol. It mocks various American institutions and contemporary follies. **"The new Oriental rug":** A domestic scene where a woman displays her new rug—likely expensive oriental merchandise reflecting period consumption trends.

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(9) 3 ao ~1 on w JUDGE Ir We Hap Terisit Cusroms ix ‘Tras Country “Father, T just married the dearest little girls in the world.” How to Commit Suicide 1. Go to college. Become despondent over studies. Borrow Book of Philosophy. Write note saying “all is vanity.” Insult football coach. 2. Dress up like King of land. Take train to Chics Ask for the 3. Become politician, Study finance. Go to France. Try to collect national debt. 4, Establish residence on Long Island. Increase insurance policy. Go to sleep. 5. Read Saturday Post. Be- come 100 per cent. American. Join the Army. Go to Chin moustache and whisk- vecarn to speak Russian. achusetts. Wave red 7. Saw end off shot gun. Buy ticket_to Italy. Take shot at Mussolini. 8. Get patriotic. Drink Gov- ernment alcohol. —Jack Suutrreworru The new Oriental rug. comicbooks.com