Judge — June 4, 1927 — page 30: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

yo Wonders youll never forget in the Cool Far West Santa Fe Summer in introduce you to- California Colorado~ New Mexico urK’s Fiery Wives—Deceitful wretch!! Who were those fifty women you were out with last night? GREENE AND SOLINSKY Plumbing Engineers NEW YORK CITY Dear Mr. Greene and Mr. Solinsky, Your bill for $89 for fixing the bath-tub just came and I still think it is awfully reasonable considering the good time all the boys had. You must forgive me for not answering your last note but I was waiting until I made a list of a few articles I wanted you to replace. If you hurry you can get to McCurdy’s in time for their “white sale” where you can get the towels. Be sure and get twenty-six inch, all linen ones be- cause the apprentice’s assistant preferred them. He said they were the nicest kind to tear in strips and wrap around the loose pipes. Elizabeth Garden shop. Do get the large sizes because I find they are cheaper in the long run, as they say. The journeyman par- ticularly liked “their cleansing cream to grease the pipes with. And if he should come back again it will be here. The contractor drank the astringent by mistake. He thought it was the perfume. Oh, yes, the so: et it at the I Geranium. I know it is awfully pink but it isn’t at all strong. I don’t like to see people skimpy with soap, do you? I smoke Whitehall cigarettes and everyone liked them except the assistant plumber. You can get them in boxes of five hundred at their shop on Fifth Avenue. Please get the ones with the plaid silk tips. The Home Runs I While you are at McCurdy’s bought for the assistant plumber get me a green bath-mat with fishes on it. They, the fishes I Ari ~ r1z0na were only $12.26. Will you tell mean, look like whales; but I’m Grand Canyon sure you won't mistake them be- | Learn How to BOX cause you've been around water in 20 weeks, the system of Jimmy De National so much, The master-plumber Make arch mp teaches you all Dude Ranche dropped his cigar on my bath- | tpiing. “evga” ety ee mat with fishes. He really Mall coupon for Micigntee and recommended to feading prom couldn't help it because he dropped everything he had when picture-folder he backed into the apprentice ° who was holding the blow-torch. I don’t mean to talk behind your boys’ backs, because they were really nice boys. You can get the cleansing cream and the astringent at the famous book fall of ralaabie information, Enclose 10e to “cover "co ST BOXING COURSE Box 1172, New York City Mr. W. J, Black, Pass, Traf, Mer Santa Fe System Lines 1178 Railway Exchange, Chicago Please mail me free Santa Fe Booklets, “California Picts Book,” “Grand Canyon Outings,” “Indian Detour.” ing better for sluggish appeti B San b i 28 comicbooks.com