Judge — May 28, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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| JUDGE First Crassman—IWhat are the Army and Navy for? Prese—The Army and Navy forever. Navy Loa Misprint or Not? , April 16th, from Pier . Toronto” will sail for Rio de Janeiro with a two-day slop-over at Bermuda. —Penn Puncn Bow. SKS Our idea of a foolish waste of money would be to get Cal Coo- lidge to act in a Vitaphone movie. —Wasuincton Dirce “Tf ever I go lion hunt- ing gh “Yes—If ever you go lion hunting —? “I’m going to make darn sure that the cat I’m up against is going to be one of those lions of least resistance.” —Louisvitte Satyr Do You Know Anything? (One of Those Dam Lists) 1, What city in China is noted for the manufacture of axle- grease and other food products? What is the answer to a maiden’s prayer? 3. What will the well-dressed young man wear this season? 4, What was the Bering her- “Hey, up there! Throw pe down the key! —Yare Recorp ring catch, in barrels, in Decem- ber, 1898? 5. Give a synonym for nine- teen, 6. What is the abbreviation for fish? 7. In what key does the Egyp- tian flea sing its love song? 8. What was the middle name of Columbus’ grandfather? 9. Give the next line after “Who was that lady I saw you with last night?” ixplain the difference be- broad” and “abroad 11. What does a co-ed mean ys, “I’m not that kind 12. Why shouldn’t the author of this list be shot? —Carneqie Puppet Finst Antisr—How do you like this portrait of Italy’s greatest author? Seconp Dirro—It’s Dante! —Cinecinnati Cynic Cop—You absent-minde Clerk—Well, in court today he dismissed the prisoner, sen- tenced’ the desk and hit with the gav ay the judge is jury, scratched his elf on the head —Virainta Revs ALS The following took pl tion of fr Dr. Benn Frosh—Fourteen inches. D. B.—Thigh? F.—Twenty-six inches. D. B. Pcl F.—Ye —T Mountain Goar conversation ical examina- Isr Broken Hearr —Well, anyway, you're Les Miserable than I am! 2np_ Bustep Jaw—There Hugo complaining again! —Catirornia Perican 23 comicbooks.com