Judge — May 21, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

The rest is in the archives and is too long a story to tell here. Through village and town, from ‘ coast to coast, great armies of men searched for the missing day. And finally, in a little grove of Oo sycamore trees near Decatur, Illi- ’ nois, Sunday was found frolicking THE WORLD S BEST CIGARETTE with Arbor Day, 1900, now re- tired. As the searching party ap- peared on the crest of the hill, F ki Sunday realized that capture or t e n imminent, and without waiting an ” instant the tardy Sabbath uttered who feels entitled a shrill little ery and quickly leaped into his rightful place on lif % } 7 the calendar between Saturday to I e Ss py a and Monday. And when dawn f broke and the church bells pealed and the horses and buggies turned out and the bicycle clubs went riding, no one knew what a debt of gratitude the country owed to Patrolman Flanagan’s alertness. “It was all a lark,” said Sun- day the following Monday as the mischi Sabbath day retired. “I was tired of being sanctimo- nious and punctilious, always ar- riving and departing according to the horrid old calendar. I wanted to live and be free and gay like Thursday or Tuesday. But not for me, alas.” Then he bowed his head and wept, a phe- nomena that the weather man re- ported as Light Showers, but which you and I know was but the result of a contrite and re- pentant heart. —Arrtuur L. Lippmann FSS Alfred was smoking a cigarette by the fire, when his wife entered and said, ‘““What do you think? Mother says she has made up her mind to be cremated.” “Good,” said Alfred, jumping up. “I'll go and order a taxi.” - —Tir Bits eS Brandon—It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Bunker—Yes; but it’s much more terrible if he doesn’t realize it. —ANSsweRs LIZZIE (IABELS | U. S. Rattleship. Corp—This beach is padlocked for a year on account of the costumes that appeared on it early in the season. — Judge pays $5 for each one printed. 25 comicbooks.com