Judge — May 21, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Judge’s Own Contributor’s Corner W. M. H. William Morris Houghton, rald Chapman, alias the i Thomas a Becket, al p the Blood, has been an editor of Jupce for four- teen years. His is a story of perseverance and grit against overpowering odds. He started humbly in Lotto, Nebraska, at the age of four as a mechanical dentist. After two years he was elected Master of Hounds at the exclusive Narwhal Neck Hunt Club on Long Island. A profit- able partnership with Nicky Arnstein enabled him to take a long vacation in Bolivia, and on his return he founded Coney Island, then called “Houghton’s Folly,” but now called Luna Park in honor of its founder. Bill's smiling face and big-time per- sonality are known to many police photographers, whose favorite name for him is “good old No. 754,983." Bill has been mar- ried five times, three of them to the same woman, and as we go to press we learn that he is again engaged to her. His motto is “Never hit a woman with an axe in her arms” and his favorite flower the diced Bermuda onion. With Bill’s engaging ways and sunny grin he should do well in the fur business he will enter after graduation. Good luck, Bill! Oh My! My! What a scen e! He had the Hinds Cream bottle first. Sure he did! Swiped it to apply to tingling face after scraping with razor. Wife Son’s lusty yodles bring ne doesn’t like husband who thieves. ighboring arbiters who decide it a draw and that husband better buy own bottle. He did. “I dare you to take that Hinds—YOU BRUTE?” We hate to admit it. Yes growing fondness for Hinds closed bathroom doors and , we do. But husbands’ Cream is getting beyond even into divorce courts. For men will go to any extreme in their frantic rush for a comfortable after shave. Once they discover Hinds Cream will do the trick, stealing their wives’ bottles is like taking drugs—they stop at nothing. Men! Help keep the dove of peace around your home. Sign the coupon below and you will have your own sample bottle—and a clever little non-theft de- vice that is guaranteed to anchor your Hinds Cream beside your soap and razor. Made by A.S. HINDS CO., a division of Lehn & Fink Products Company A word to the wives: You're partly to blame for all this, too. For you discovered Hinds years ago and put it onthe shelf to be stolen. Now do your share and buy husband his own personal bottle. = = HINDS Honey & Almond CREAM REG. U.S. PAT. OFF For After Shaving © te. .co.41927 comicbooks.com