Judge — May 14, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE | } | The most delicious head-dress for the ingénue type: Three rows y of extremely narrow silver ribbon which is caught together at the nape of the neck with three small rhinestone buckles. It is brought around the head and each row of ribbon is tied in a separate very teeny weeny bow on the top of the head. Really, it is the most alluring, fascinatingly demure, adorably dainty or what have you 1 decoration. And there is arrangement for the which ches the head Simply divine com- tion. Honestly, the effect is too glorious, a oN ws We have an idea—yes, really. Do you, my dears, remember that sort of nappy cotton material called ratinee? Well, we mean it does seem as if glorious sho (we mean shoes for beach resorts) could be made out of that mate- rial. Just think of the simply stunning color effects which could be worked up. We really do think they would be too excruci- atingly unusual. iN SS We have discovered a new slipper heel, It’s called “Wine- Glass.” Isn't that just too tan- talizing? You see, it’s sort of cone-shaped at the top and the bottom and very slender in the center, like a wine-glas 2? And really they are too divinely im- practical for anything. We are certain it would be physically im- possible to take a single step without breaking an ankle. But they're so irresistibly slim and high. Really imply gives you huge thrills to even look at the things. We came across the most ghastly thing the other day. A. G. F. was presented with a pair of human hair earrings. Can you bear it, my dears? We mean it’ the most nauseous thing we've ever heard of. But actually they are the most horribly things imaginable. We posi tively can’t keep our eyes off the things. They're so absolutely weird, you know. oS Have you seen the new mud guards? "Honestly, they are the most screamingly ridiculous things we've ever laid eyes on. Forgot to tell you they aren't for automobiles—they’re for — feet. It's a sort of an arrangement which hooks around the ankle and comes about one-fourth the way up the leg to keep the mud off the back of the hose. Isn't it simply too killing? => Six Best Steppers “Unlucky in Love” (Hoop-la) “Hallelujah” (Hit the Deck) “Elaine in $ n” (no show) f “Russian Lullaby” (no show) “I Got a Girl” (no show) “I've No Control of My Heart” (no show) JS He Knew Them When He knows all the folks who are famous Or knew them before they had riz. There’s not a Big Noise you can name us Who wasn’t a comrade of his. He'll open his lingual throttle And tell you how great men began, When Borden had only one bottle And Henry had only one can. He'll tell you tall tales that’il tickle Of days he remembers—the time When Heinz had one lone little pickle And Woolworth had only one dime. When Post hadn't even a bran- cake And Westclox had only one clock, When Child’s only boasted one pan-cake And Holeproof had only one sock. His memory hasn't a trammel ; He'll talk of the days with a thrill, When Reynolds had only one Camel And Carter had only one pill. with a grin and a nod, he Recalls very clearly, yes ma’am, When Fisher had only one body And Armour had only one ham. When John D. had only one dollar And Stetson had only one hat, And Arrow had only one collar, But chiefly you'll learn from the c Which pours from his wide-open throttle That he told ‘em just how to plan, When Borden had only one bottle And Henry had only one can. Berton Brarey If the straight eight is not the straight thirty-t ch an improvement over the six, why 20 comicbooks.com