Judge — May 7, 1927 — page 33: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

— _ hee NENTYNE ..and smile/ They call her Venus, because no one ever got anything on her. Judge pays $5 for each one printed. Judging the Shows (Continued from page 8) dance number, a series of Pro- hibition jokes, a song entitled “I Can't Get Over a Girl Like You Loving a Boy Like Me,” a “Cameo” ballet with the inevi- table “Cameo Girl” posed at stage center, a number called ‘‘Dancing by Moonlight,” a burlesque of “The Dove” which played at the mpire last year, a number called “Wandering hrough Dream- land,” in which the chorus girls | are named after the various celes- tial bodies, a song called “Lights of Old Broadway,” and a min- strel finale. The second slice of the entertainment begins with a song called “Mexico” and is fol- lowed by one called “The Land of Broken Dreams.” Then we have a movie studio burlesque, Ted Lewis in his old-time act, Your teeth are on display wken you and a song called “Morning . ° . ° Glories.” Need I proceed? smile. They should be gleaming, sparkling white One perhaps has no right to demand originality in music show behind your lips. Men and women who value clean, lyrics, but one at least has a right ‘ - — to urge upon the revue producers white teeth now chew delicious Dentyne—the gum that they throw us off the scent 5 . by faking uy original titles to the that makes teeth white and beautiful. songs that won't betray the old whangdoodle so readily. Think of auch titles as those listed KEEPS THE H WHI above. I take the liberty of quot- ing some otl in shows cur- rently on w in New York: “In Old Seville,” “Those Good Old Bygone Days,” “Climbing the Ladder of Love,” “Who Do You Love?” “Romany,” ‘Float- ing on the Wings of Love,” “Honeymoon Lane,” “Girl of My Dreams” and “I'd Rather Have You Hate Me Than Have An- other Man’s Love.” Something ought to be done about it. Maybe a complaint to the District Attor- ney might work. He seems to have time to attend to almost everything but crooks. FUNNYBOVES, You can say what you want but Jack Dempsey was a great price-fighter. Lavy—Constable, I’ve lost my husband. He was wearing a red tie, plus fours and a bowler hat Coxsrante—You ain’t ’alf lucky, mum! —Passinc Stow Uudge pays $5 for each one printed comicbooks.com