Judge — May 7, 1927 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Judge’s Own Contributors’ Corner Perelman Perelman is the pseudonym for a mechanical figure built entirely of glass, concrete, and steel, with all the attributes of a human being except a check-book. His permanent address is the Brook- lyn Na Yard. During the w he was a piper with Sou Band and is generally regarded as the composer of “Jingle Bells,” “L’Africaine,” and other popul: ar ditties. His favorite dish is cabi- net pudding and his favorite flower the dahlia. He is fond of games of chance and has a sweet and winning disposition. For the benefit of our feminine readers, he has been married four times and has strangled all four wives for waking him before noon. He is a Moslem. St “Wot’s th’ matter with him— walking about like that on tip- h! He's very ill, doctor says he must have all costs.” and the ASS “Ella attracts the men, doesn’t 8, her father is a steel mz —Tir Birs My old man is now serving his third term in= congruous. R THE WORLD'S BEST CICARETTE who feels entitled For PAS to life's better thi ngs / ™N Ss. A plumber was recently given a fortune by one of his customers. We seem to remember having paid one or two little bills like that.—Everysopy’s WEEKLY SKS At a faney-dress carnival there was some confusion regarding the character one of the guests repre- sented. He was attired in a Roman toga with appropriate etceteras, “Pardon me,’ * ventured an in- quisitive person, “you're ‘Titus Andronicus, aren’t yo “What!” bellowed the Homa, indignantly. “Me? Why, man, haven't even discovered where tis bar is yet!” —Trr Brrs >> Ese YW ul Peli inal |e = Bs ln | & im ~ BURNSanSCALDS Stop the thro! at once witha Hoa ood touch of Resinol comicbooks.com