Judge — May 7, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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“Gotcha!” says Freddy, who’s doing a society column and for once enjoys his job. Even in a one-piece bathing suit Arabella’s hardly camera-shy. Why should she be? Nature never slighted her. And there’s Neet to remove the superfluous hairs from arms and legs — the only thing that might cause her any embarrassment. Quick and easy to use is Neet, the dainty hair-removing cream. Andi it slackens further growth of hair. That’s why Arabella and millions of others use it. Get Neet from the druggist around the corner Miles from the cares of the crowded road Wur be a slave to gas and oil ?. Why bother with tire and engine troubles? Plan to leave cares behind this summer. Get a sturdy “Old Town Canoe” and set forth on the water trail. That little lake near your home for in- stance—or that river that flows through your town; in fact, with an “Old Town” you can find thrilling joy on most any waterway. For “Old Towns” are light and remark- ably easy to handle. ‘They respond to the slightest dip of the blade. They are per- fectly balanced and steady too. Priced $58 up. From dealer or factory Free illustrated catalog gives prices and complete information about sailing canoes, square stern canoes for outboard motors, din- ghies, etc. Write today. Orv Tows Caxor Co. 1716 Fourth St., Old Town, Maine. Old Town Canoes” Old MoneyWanted:::. lectora pay up to $100.00 for certain U.S. Cents?" wig econtums for all W rare coina? We buy’ aii Kinds, ed NUMISMATIC GO” Dept, 465. Ee Worth: Yo: ATIC CO., Dept. 469, Ft. aven’t a thing to w n, what say we take in an Rep Car Western Reserve ed “Great news, old man. I’m en- gaged to a beautiful woman and an intelligent one.” “Fine! Which one are you go- ing to marry —Nortuwestern Purrre Parrot FS Kitty—Jane has had her face lifted. Katty—What did they use, a windlas. —Penn State Frorn SSS One of these days it’s going to be hard to tell a belt from a skirt. —Grorce Wasuixctox Guost SAS Voice on Phone—John Smith is sick and can’t attend: classes to- day. He requested me to notify you, Dr. Wilhelm—All right. Who is this speaking? Voice—This is my roommate. —M. I. T. Voo Doo SRK “What's a college professor?” “He’s the person who gets the money that’s left after the ath- letic coaches are paid off.” —Carnecie Puppet “Do you put any faith in the Nordic myth?” “No; I think she’ s as false as other women —Dartmoutn Jack O'Lanrern She—I lost my gold pencil. Ie—You should have had a string on it. She—I did. I lost that, too. —Dennison Fiaminco SHS One of the things that gave Louie the Sixteenth a pain in the neck was the guillotine. —Western Reserve Rep Cat A Symbolical Study of Life. —CorumaBia Jester comicbooks.com