Judge — April 30, 1927 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Trals and tribulations of ac- robats at home. —Outo Strate Sun Diat Numb—Don't smoke cigars! Skull—Why not? Numb—You might get ci fever. —Wasuineton Dirce FAK A conyentionalist is a man who gets up at sunrise to shoot him- self. —CorneLi Wipow RAK “—vep, he’s up the river now. Ed always had a weakness for home-made money, —Princeton Ticer FS “The world is coming to an end Tuesday.” “O. K. I can get along without id —Wisconsin Octorvus let it. SRS Drunk—Shay, officer, have you got an eye opener? Officer—No, why? Drunk—I wanna shee where I am. —Anizona Kirry Kat FS Paul Revere—The British are coming ! Colonist—What, for breakfast? —Penn Puncu Bowt FHS Ole—Tillie, vill you marry me? Tillie—Yaas, Ole. A long, deadening silence falls. Tillie—Vy don’t you say thing, Ole? Ole—Vell, Oi toink Oi say too much alreddy. —Wasutnaton Dirge some- “What are your views on sui- cid “I think it is too dangerous.” —Caroiina Buccaneer SS “How did Bill go blind—bad liquor?” “No; he saw a lighted cigar- ette butt in the dark and thought it was a keyhole.” —Virersta Reev Cat—I see that Mable has a new dress. Tom—Yes, she made it from odds and ends. Cat—Well, it’s odd where it ends, —Srervens Tecnu Stone Mite BRS Prisoner (just back from trial) —Hurray, fellas! I’m crazy —On10 G sno Tear RODE* ene, MAND HAND, INTO THE SUNSET — The Silent Drama. —Brown Jue comicbooks.com