Judge — April 23, 1927 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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The average man thinks he isn’t. ‘Judge pays $5 for each one printed) Little-Known Legends (Continued from page 8) in pursuit, another explosion, sharper than the first and from a different quarter, resounded over the whole Ninth Ward of Rome. As Publius dashed hither and yon a veritable fusillade went off, seemingly in the very air over his head. All day Publius pursued the errant popping, and by nightfall he had beaten a zigzag trail over six of the seven hills of Rome. He was last seen sprinting over the brow of the seventh, bran- dishing his chariot wheel and looking a trifle shopworn. The weasel was pampered and petted for many years, and to this very day the wire-haired weasel occupies a sacred niche in the affections of all Roman Senators, a position almost as sacred as that of the lame duck in the United States Senate. —Duncan UNDERHILL ed It is proposed to have more signs, subways, refuges and white lines for London streets. Motor- ists are grumbling that this prac- tically means a closed season for pedestrians all the year round. —Lonvon Opinion SKF Grocer—Did the bacon I sent you do for the whole family? Customer—Very nearly. The doctor is still attending us. —ANswerRSs Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle to life’s bette I have a car. It never breaks down. It never skids. It never gets a puncture. It never gives me bother up steep gradients. It never gets overheated. It has never got me into a collision or an accident of any to goodness I could —Dvsuin Opinion SRS A motor-car recently ran over a man’s wooden leg. It is only fair to point out, however, that the motorist didn’t know it was a wooden leg. —Homorist 31 MURAD THE WORLD’S BEST CIGARETTE For the man who feels entitled Pure Wine-Grape Juices Sherry Tokay Port Muscatel Chianti Riesling, Etc. Shipped from cold storage in kegs and barrels. Produced by the world-renowned Italian Swiss Colony formerly famous wine producers (50 years of world-wide reputation). Write for prices and particulars. Colony Vintages, Inc., 2714 Locust St., St. Louis, Mo. High class specialty salesmen —write for open- ‘ings in your territory comicbooks.com