Judge — April 23, 1927 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE | ne | Beyond the 3 mile limit. —Wintiams Perrier Cow Here lies Bill Smith, Now dead and gone. The girl said “No,” But Bill kept on. —Pennsytvania Puncn Bowt AS The meancst man in the world is the guy who proposes to an old maid over the telephone and after she acéepts him, tells her he had the wrong number. —Witiiams Purete Cow CR Dum Say—she thinks ante bellum is an old lady. Sournern Carirvornia Wampvs cy From Boston — Who's that brute? From New York—Oh, that’s a big robber and yegg man from Chicago.—Penn State Frorit A Stag’s Program. —Anuerst Lorp Jerr Page—A dancer is without, sire. Knight—Without what? p to tell you they'd censor this —Carxeare 4 Sur—Did Hans Brink- er ? He—No, she came with —Dartrmoutrin Jack O’LantTerNn A young man at college named Freeze Weighed down by M. A.’s and A. Beeze Collapsed from the strain. Said his doctor, “Tis plain You are killing yourself by de- greeze.” Stanrorp CHAPARRAL BLS This particular bird tried to crash Loew's State Ballroom minus his soup and fish. The keeper of the gates pointed out a sign reading “Guests must be dressed,” meanwhile giving the gent the bum’s rush. “Dammit,” he said, “can’t cha read?” “Cripes,” twirps the guy, “who- thehell’s smokin’ ?” —M. I. T. Voo Doo Love makes the world go round; that is, love and liquor. —M. I. T. Voo Doo Teacher—Johnny, what is a snare? Johnny—A snare is a snail's sister—Retorrs CHANticLEer Ses The Gal—What do you mean coming here in this condition? You're half drunk. The Boy—I know, but I didn’t have any more money —Sraxrorp Craparrar KMS “30” —I hear they have showers at the State Pen now. A fountain pen! NN Stare Frorit ed ’s become of the tattooed “She had her face lifted and it threw all her pictures out of focus.”"—Vassar VaGanonp “Do you know the f ite dish of the inquisition?” “Stake smothered in here- —Wituiams Purpte Cow 21 comicbooks.com