Judge — April 16, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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“And were you little once like I am, grandpa?” “Of course, my boy.” “Gee, you musta been a scream with those glasses and whiskers!” = —Weire WeLt The Miracle I will believe anything from this day on, I have seen my miracle, the strangely inexplicable happening that’s required to turn doubters into zealots. No longer will I smile sceptically when I read a headline saying, “Cripples throw aw crutches as great healer pray No longer will I curl an indulgent lip when I am informed that before long a bridge will be built to land. Anything, from now on, seems possible to me. I shall be deeply interested in all plans to build a skyseraper half way to the moon. And I'll probably buy stock in a balloon line to connect the top of that » with “The Queen of * When oil men tell me es on Jand that will they I shall take my poor old mother’ life savings and invest them, per- fectly confident that the million barrels will come in. barrel by barrel all Jabeled and packed ready for market. My faith in the perform: of the seemingly impos: knows no limit. Yesterday a doubter, today a bigotted be- liever in all that is occult, bizarre, extraordinz and weird, that’s : step I’ve taken because, as said, I’ve seen the light of a miracle. The impossible, the im- probable, the unbelievable has transpired, not only before my very eyes, but it has actually hap- pened to me, concerned me vitally. “What is this miracle?” ask. I’ve met a girl by the name of Hilda and I like her. —Carrott Carroii you Sas One of the newest perfumes is deseribed as being of a vague, clusive nature. We expect to hear that a rival firm has gone one better and produced a perfume that can’t be smelt at all. —Loxvox Ovixios DI<ZY SEL They call her Murine—she’s a cure for sore eyes! Rutru—Oh, well, I thought I’d tell ’e in case. —Lonvon Opinion M on Cher Parts ROM the moment you board a French Liner, France is i nated. . . quaint, pi eee with echoes of the winding streets and little cafes of Paris. And... at the other end of «the longest gangplank in the . the real tiniest village of enchanting beauty. These weekly de Juxe French Liners Paris France Ir be + + + Charming nob! French to their m: us nation and co: dock at Le Havre de Paris. drawn-out train ride... through lovely, mellow Norm then Paris . . the playgrounds and capitals of F Four one-class cabin liners di Havre. . . The New York-Vigo-Bor- deaux Service, three liners, to southern France and Spain. Trench Line IQ State Street, New York City Write us or any French Line Agent or recognized Tourist Ofice for brochures + the terminus to vo = = 4 | | | comicbooks.com