Judge — April 16, 1927 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE How to Make Love By S. J. Perelman Fourth Lesson The problem of giving your loved one a “chaste salute on the lips” has become harder since the new fashion of wearing a full beard has come into vo; In the photograph above (specially posed for Jupae by “Laughing Adolphe” j d Lillian Russell) the vearing one of the new Fall and Winter mode! beards known as the Kenmore. This is the proper model for a short face and a fat neck, Adolphe has arrayed him- self carefully in his new meal-sack before calling on Lillian, for he knows her to be very observant. On his beard particularly Adolphe has lavished a great deal of atten- tion. He has first washed it well in hot bear’ , scrubbing the beard at the base with coarse sand. He has then allowed it to d the sun and divided the luxuriant growth into two parts, the anode and the cathode. A and Adolphe is re quest. What ma hearted th: sleek fellow? that Adolphe broken hearts be As the photo reveals, Adolphe is a “fast worker” ; he just asked Lillian to flee with him to far-off sunny climes and, she having as- sented, they are sealing the bar- gain with a kiss. Tomorrow they will lean over the taff-rail of Adolphe’s fast water-witch, the “Leviathan,” and watch the coral reefs and waving palms of Brook- lyn recede in the distance. Another interesting fashion point is shown in the picture, namely that Adolphe keeps his sg e. ash of seltzer ly for his con- den so hard- she could resist this Is it any wonder as left a trail of nd him? hat on all through his call. is the new c imported by s New Yorkers from the great tals of Europe, where one his hat on his head for a quick in case the husband should arrive. Adolphe’s experience teaches him that he can control h t bills by this simple method. Note that the kiss shown in the picture is none other than the Flee-with-Me-to- Sunny-Climes Kiss and that it is n standing up, like a little man, and mamma will give you a nickel, that’s a good boy, D—N you—OUCH! stop biting my leg, ! for the NEXT BIG {LLMENT—‘What Hap- pened To Me in Paris,” illustrated with real views of the Champs Elysees and the Place de la Con- corde! Don’t miss it! It’s hot! DAIRY OF A MAN JON, Roce Luisi te eye a icky Ahead of aly Aygpatmy ot af Seng hA BG, ey ae Gea vehi Secor an apps fe Jan.2. Zace. yan Forming ge eo at " Bn Toes dan.3 ed Feb. 19) lave ae x May 17 Sedtlty F Breet + Gin 5ene dune22 44. Luclel le Aeceeorst pode I Ziype pate S@ Hig 6 Ying July 2, exe, cewrorrert PM. Gol agp a7 £2 ne oo , ¥XX \w Dec.25, HAcsBvras od a loner SOMA / ne’ lao Pros Latin Aunt Fig tl an ft “ZOW t@ Rainproof Spriggs—Strohm doesn’t save accent. What would he do in ease ‘a iny day? O'Neil—W rite a couple of rub- Le Black—Have new “Rosary” se Bottom—No. Spring it. Bleck—I'm tellin’ the tellin’ the beads. you heard the birds, Police shields to be larger and worn front and back as a protection against gunmen. comicbooks.com