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and then added more cheerfully, “I guess I can tie it temporarily. You two go in and look at the place awhile. But mind you don’t talk too loud—these houses are built for ladies and gentlemen with soft voices—and mind you both don’t try to get into the kitchen or the bath-room at the same time. ... And mind you don’t lean too hard against ‘the balustrade—and mind you don’t wet going down to We stepped quickly into the house and even more quickly out of it by way of the back-door. By keeping to the roads and hiding behind bushes at the sta tion until the train pulled in we avoided the other realtors. Two days later began the del- uge. Mail from the Tudor, Ro- nianesque, Hindu, Spanish Mission and Gothic castles began to pour in. For a long time we knew no better than to hire a man to shovel Then—to use a movie ne the dawn. We began to bale the “ads” dai Finding the sale easy, we ed, on succes- s Sundays, eighteen near-by suburbs. Then we discovered that it wasn’t even nec y to go in person. A post-card would win an immediate response. Today we have a mailing-list of three hun- dred and six villages, towns and small cities within a radius of a hundred miles. In two years I expect to retire. 22S Mrs. Grubb (after a tiff)— When I married you I didn’t know you were such a coward. I thought you were a brave man. Grub—So did everybody else. —A SS ERS In the case of China it seems that the Foreign Secretary thinks there are times when necessity i also the mother of intervention. —Everysopy’s WEEKLY is Aes A scientist says that soon we shall be able to see people at the other end of the telephone. Is it too much to hope that one day we shall be able to hear them? —Passinc Suow Fe In Vienna an operatic tenor has been shot. But only because his wife was jealous. —Tue Pink ’UN PLENDID performance, manufacturing experience dating back to the inception of brake lining and the resources of five great factories give to Raybestos leadership and service, lining. unsurpassed by ordinary brake If you seek safety and confidence in your brakes, insist upon Silver Edge Raybestos. THE RAYBESTOS COMPANY, Bridgeport, Conn The Canadian Raybestos Co., Ltd., Petert Raybestos-Belaco, Ltd., London, Eng They call her Bee because she’s a humbug. a4,noh ‘yuapioov up ut 14) poos ua nok fy Voice (outside door)—Here’s a message from your friend in the next room, sir. GENTL Voice—I can’t, sir; I should spill it! MAN (in bed)—Push it under the door. —Tatier comicbooks.com