Judge — March 19, 1927 — page 30: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Why don’t women do the same? —Passine Sow Propucer (in desperation)—Dammit, sir! You’re Henry the Fifth haranguing his troops, not a confounded signal at Clapham Junction! —Homorist What the world needs is a good fine scent cigar. —___-—-— Uudge pays 85 for each one printed Poor Marksman Hubby—I sure miss that old cuspidor since it’s been gone. Wifey—You missed it before, too. That's why it’s gone. —Capper’s WEEKLY ed Dear Old Lady (to shop- walker)—I want to buy one of those wireless fans I read so much about; my room gets so fright- fully stuffy. —Tir Birs FSS The visitor to the lawyer's office stopped short in amazement. “Ls old man,” he exclaimed, “whatever has happened to your face? Had a motor smash or something?” The lawyer shook his head. “No! You remember that case the other day, when I defended a man charged with assault? Well, I made a strong plea for him, on the ground that he was a fool rather than a criminal.” “Yes, but ” “Well, I did it so well that the man was acquitted.” “But ” “You see, my client waited for me outside!” —Perarson’s Curtain Call Not long ago, a theatrical boarding-house caught fire. In his spurt for safety a music-hall comedian paused long enough to pick up an unconscious woman and carry her outside. In the midst of the spectat bravos the comedian exclaime “Here, give me the girl—I want to take a bow Yorx Mornine Tere- SS He (half-an-hour late )—Aw- fully sorry I’m late. She—Don’'t be sarcastic. You know jolly well I’ve only just arrived. —Evervnopy’s Weekty comicbooks.com