Judge — March 12, 1927 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Forhan Company, New York Forhanrs for the gums MORE THAN A TOOTH PASTE IT CHECKS PYORRHEA The Lure of the Ancient Trail Ture are trails that are older than history waiting for you today. Out through the purple hills they lead to that land of dreams- come-true. Go follow these —these water trails at the helm of a sturdy “Old Town Canoe.” For “Old Town Canoes” are durable and strong. They are light in weight and sur prisingly heir lines are graceful and trim—patterned after actu Indian models. Remarkably low in price too. $58.00 up. From dealer or y Free illustrated catalog gives prices and complete information about sailing canoes, square stern canoes for outboard motors, di ghies, etc. Write today. Orv Town Canor Co., 1713 Fourth Street, Old Town, Maine. “Old Town Canoes” Mechanics of Censorship (Continued from page 16) in London for the last three years has been bombarding the Lord | Chamberlain with emphatic pro- tests and driving the poor fellow | bughouse. In New York, the pienic will be limitless. I already have composed fifteen _ idiotic pieces of indignation that await only the appointment of a censor for the pasting on of stamps. What is more, if the censor does not heed them, I am in touch with esoteric agencies that will compel him to pay attention to them. Chain letter societies are also in process of organization all over town to add to the unfortunate soul’s misery. A systematic ob- jection, backed up by persons whose voices will have to be listened to, will be lodged against any play that so much as dares to hint that babies are not the result of kissing... Various church or- ganizations will be hornswoggled into the general monkeyshine and three women’s federations already show that they will fall like suckers for the great purity campaign. Great days are ahead. Let us have a censor by all means, and as soon as possible! Let's all have fun, Guide to the Theater “The Captive” (Expire)—A reputable drama oa a disreputable subject. “The Road to Rome” (Playhouse)—A good ides gone sophomore. “The Constant Nymph” (Cort)—Beatrix Thom- son delightful in a charming play. “The Scarlet Lily” (Comedy)—The undertaker approaches this corpse. “The Play's the Thing” (Miller) —See this an ing farce-comedy before the censors land on it ex” (Daly's) —Cheap smut. “The Constant Wife” (Elliott)—Also hurry around to this one before the blue-noses descend upon it. Lady Alone” (Forrest)—Alice Brady’ in a goo! role in a poor play. Told You So” (46th St.)—Sam Bernard's nusing outrages upon the English language The Squall” (48th St.)—Is it possible that sex is as dull as this one makes it out to be? Queen High” (Ambassador)—Middling m “Granite” (American Laboratory)—Clem Dane's absurdly overestimated tragedy ‘Lulu Belle’ (Belasco)—Forty-five minutes from Broadway and 135th Street Window Panes” (Mansfield) —To be reviewed Eltinge)—Ditto. “Of Key" (Belmont )—Obvious stuff. “The Strawberry Blonde (Bijou)—He: ded attempt at comedy. The Barker" (Biltmore)—S moments, but generally crude. Saturday's Children" (Booth)—A distinctly agreeable comedy on matrimony. “ Broadway" (Broadhurst)—A very good melo- drama of life among the bootleagers and cabaret folk New York Ezhange* (49th St.)—Dreadful ry me entertaining driv “Right You Are if You Think You Are” ( —Next week full information. Humorous Illustration Michigan Ave. at 20th St., Dept.3 CHICAGO - - - “Puppeta and Passion" (Masque) —S “Polly of Hollywood” (Cohan)—Ax “Tommy” (Gaiety)—Perey H. play. “Criss Cross” (Globe)—The Sto excellent hoofing. “Rio Rita” (Ziegfeld)—A feast for the eye. “The Silver Cord” (Golden)—Mediocre. “Lally” (Greenwich)—Less than that. “Caponsacchi” (Hampden)—Clayton Hamil ton's favorite drama. “The Noose" (Hudson)—A bad one by Willard Mack. “Honor Be Damned” by the same gent. es and their orosco)—A worse one “Oh, Kay!" (Imperial)—A good show with Ger- trude Lawrence. “Sinner” (Klaw)—A dead one. “The Nightingale” (Jolson) —Eleanor Painter and some melodious moments. “Two Girls Wanted’ (Little)—Kindergarten stuff. “An American Tragedy" (Lon Kearney puts gre imagines that he “The Ramblers’ ature here. “Fog” (National)—Mystery balderdash. “Wooden Kimono" (Beck)—Ditto. “Chicago” (Music Box)—Thoroughly amusing caricature of murderous Chicago. Patrick e-paint on Dreiser's nose and therefore dramatized him. (Lyric)—Bobby Clark is the Pinwheel" (Neighborhood)—Jitney Expres sionism, Trelawney of the Wells” (New Amsterdam) Pleasant revival. “The Pirates of Penzance” (Plymouth) —Fair r= vival. “Judy” (Royale)—Very bad musical show. “Yours Truly” (Shubert)—! musical show. “Gentlemen Prefer Blonces” (Times Square) — You know all about this one by this time. “The Ladder” (Waldorf)—And what you don't know about this one won't hurt you ively and diverting Few Hours! —and now teaches you his original methods in a series of 20 snappy lessons — brimful with sparkling interest from | the very start — a de. | parture from the} purely conventional This training consti tutes the last word in Humorous! llustration, teaching a New Art for a New Age— pleasant relief from the old style, standardized instruction. 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