Judge — March 12, 1927 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Please send me your free book, “How to speak and right Masterly English.” Name Address City irty Years Ago I Couldn’t Dance a Step! —yet almost over- night I became a wow! By HAROLD TAYLOR The course worked marvels. In a few fleet ing years I had the simple parts down : . I had my arm increased one full inch w WD, how T wished I could dance!” honest to goodness, real live, no. kiddin That's what I kept, on sayi myself mated muscle. I had a coupie'a inches on the the night of the Fireman's Ball. That's what I old chest. My arms and legs were like pillows. said to myself at every ball that was thrown. [got so D———d muscle bound I forgot. ms And all my. friends said:2"H—Il, Harold, you rudements. I lost track of what page I. was can't dance.” on and had to start all over again Dozens of smartly clad pairs—whirling and I certainly owe lot to Art Flurry and his stumbling over a dance floor as smooth as sand. simple method of learning to dance in’ your Soft lights—-hard liquor—gay laughter—flash- own. flat. ing smiles—gold teeth. And what a band! This story is typical, and it shows you just Just. zooming with that thrilling, seductive the chance you're running—a chance to dance, rhythm that makes you want to murder the all by yourself, right in your own flat at a piccolo. player. small cost T stood near the back haps trying. to sneer tack at my pals. But Learn to Dance Home it was no use. I didn't have a drop. it < , Even if you can’t. walk—even if you're on 7 crutches—yes, even if you haven't any levs I Spill the Beans Art Flurry’s new method will make you dance . ee home in ten flat or you'll have to pay for an Just then Stamford, the girl friend comes Other course pay up to me. ‘ 50 Get this! “Why, Harold, why ain't you on the floor Charlesbe the Dip, the Hey-hey, the Poke, She exclaimed. and many other dandy vz and many 0} dandy variations I started to tell her the one about the young Just think!” No music—— mo” partners — no married couple, but suddenly ed my edo—no s no bother. Just dance your mind. “I waitin’ to put on a few steps Self Wize rahe inn goes ee, git with you, “Stamford.” oT Said, “adjusting my y y : flask a realizing I had put my foot in it, ‘ Te woe think E Five Lessons Free njoyed that To prove that Art Flurry can finish you in ¢ dance you're en days, he is willing to send you five big IF YOU CAN: | teeter aare itsote Ral Far uinn 0 cond yom ive. 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