Judge — March 12, 1927 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

POPULAR MECHANICS NUMBER OF JUDGE NOVEL DEVICE FOR MOTORISTS This portable graphovictrola plays Celtic airs at critical moments and touches the heart of the presumably Irish motorcycle cop Do You Know Thst— NOVEL INVENTION Tf the Leviathan was stood on end be- side the Woolworth Building a lot of sidewalk would be ruined? Tf all the cigarettes smoked in one year were laid end to end that a large per- cent of them would be ruined by be- ing trampled on? That there is enough water in the At- lantic Ocean to furnish salt-water taffy manufacturers with this neces- sary ingredient for over one million years? That if all of the used razor blades were placed beside the pyramids of t. some explorer would probably cut his foot? That if all of the carbon monoxide dis- charged from gasoline engines in one year was put in one giant balloon it ‘ could be ignited with one match? A & hana That you must not have much to do to wang } be reading this stuff? Auto hood with fireplace and handy kindling for getting the engine —J. D. Rapctirre heated on frosty mornings comicbooks.com