Judge — February 12, 1927 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 11) three drops of lemon extract on a lump of sugar—chew the sugar and while doing so, tilt the bean (head), open the mouth and pour | in a generous snifter of Gordon i iter... he calls it a “Bulgarian Taureau de la Bois, from Canada, says he likes High Hat (Hear! Hear!), but that we fel- lows down here in the states must spoil vast quantities of liquor by | FF mixing it with this and that... he goes on to say, “if a fellow up here chokes on four fingers of straight liquor everybody snickers | and wonders where he comes } from”... and then Le T. asks me if I've ever heard this one... “That Henglishman she dam fonny feller. She buy strongest whiskey she can get, an’ puts j | | i | a iat Golf De-Luxe water in it to make it weak. Puts lemon in it to make it sour an’ sugar to make it sweet. Then she fillup the glass an’ say ‘Here’s to you,’ an’ then drink it himself! She’s sure dam fonny feller!” There seems to be an awful lot of talk about drinking on this page which brings us face to face with the terrible question. . Have you read “Here’s How Judge, Jr? ... and if not, why no on sale now at one dollar the copy. (Advt.) i rd Mrs. Hawke—I have just been reading that in the Saratoba Islands a wife can be bought for fifteen shillings. Isn’t it’ dread- ful? Mr. Hawke there are profiteers there just as in any other country. Tit Bits Well, I suppose Passing Show Why 4 out of 5 make this great sacrifice Pyorthea continues to wage a victori« undermining health and youth, disfiguring the features of the face, often causing such ills as rheumatism, anemia and stomach troubles. And 4 persons out of 5 past 4o (many younger) sur- render to this ener You can provide protection against Pyorthea. Just go to your dentist for anexamination at s war, jentifrice contains Forhan's Pyorrhea quid used by dentists everywhere. When used regularly, it thwarts Pyorrhea or checks its course if used in time. It firms the gum tissue and protects teeth against acids which cause decay Keep your gums strong and healthy. Keep your teeth white and free from decay. Use Forhan’s Its taste is pleasant and refreshing. Teach y« t to use it. It is health iasurance. At al of R. J. Forhan, D. D. S. Forhan Company, New York Forhans for the gums MORE THAN A TOOTH PASTE «-I1T CHECKS PYORRHEA She Thought Filet Mignon was a Fish! hen she re: it awful. n using Gem, the e. and today I cleans, trim quickly and Fits or cullery store The H.C. Cook Co- 3Beaver St., Ansonia, Conn. Gem Jr., 35¢ Gem, 50c] Comedies, Dramas, Vaudeville Acts Musical Comedies How to Stage a Play ‘and Revues, Min- © Go gtrel Choruses, Songs, Blackface Burnt Cork Shows and All Amat ntertainments. Dialogs, Speakers. CATALOGUE FREE. ‘F.S, DENISON & CO.,623 So. Wabash, Dept.21 CHICAGO comicbooks.com