Judge — February 12, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A digestive aid that never works overtime! HE next time you feel uncomfortable after eating, try a couple of Gastrogen Tablets. They will give you quick relief from your in- digestion, heartburn or gas—without in the least interfering with your normal digestion. For Gastrogen Tablets never go too far, as soda bicarbonate and preparations containing it are very apt to do. With alkalies of that kind, the least overdose leaves your stomach with an alkaline residue that is almost as un- welcome as the hyperacidity itself. For normal, healthy digestion requires a slight acidity of the stomach—1-5 of 1 percent —and until nature restores this balance, proper digestion is out of the question. Gastrogen Tablets stop when they correct acidity Gastrogen Tablets have the happy faculty of overcoming hyperacidity quickly, then stop- ping their work. They cannot alkalize the stomach. You could eat them all day, and the excess would only pass through your system harmless and unchanged. So, if you suffer from digestive distress, give Gastrogen Tablets a trial. Find out what it means to correct indigestion without hamper- ing digestion! Gastrogen Tablets are mild, safe and effec- tive. They drive away the discomfort of indi- gestion, heartburn and gas in ten to fifteen minutes. They have a spicy, aromatic flavor that everybody likes, and as an agent for sweet- ening the breath they can hardly be excelled. Your druggist has them in handy pocket tins of 15 tablets for 20c; also in cabinet-size bottles of 60 tablets for 60c. If you want to try them before you buy them, send the coupon for free introductory packet of 6 tablets. A La Russe “Pswetz viwy samova, Lovoski matiana, Wwrouy, steppe, Hijinski!” —A Russian Love-Song It breathes the whole soul of the Volga, Of a spirit that’s wasteful and wan; It tells how the passion of Olga Was strangled to death by the Don, How he vowed he would féte and would feast her, Would worship, adorn, and adore, And then threw her into the Dniester, To swim to the shore! Ah, ne’er did the sweet Swan of Avon Sing a song that so hurts and so heats; It surpasses the lilt of Poe’s “Raven,” Or Keats (if you know what are Keats!) ; It recalls the sleigh bells and the rhythm Of wolves as they howl to be fed; (I can almost believe I am with "em When I read it in bed!). No lyric by Shelley or Swinburne Can equal its rhythmical roll; As the ashes of coke in the bin burn, So this poem is warming my soul. Then come, in a study of brown sit, Till its felt— (I may add that you ought to pronounce it, Exactly as spelt!). Hartley Carrick, —in The Humorist mystical meaning is “Did you know that a person can digestive laffin? 24 me JUST A Parr CLOSE BT Gost x ZS FEEL —— Ie, CA Stn a gurovs V. NeGovies ron Le, MINENT “SCIENTIST WHO HAS al RUN OVER BY A TRUCK STUDIES He NEBULAR HYPOTH - ESIS. BABY PACIFIERS CrvING FOR HEIR SUPPER. Foor WA Tenn HEP HEP HEP oot 4 4 A454 CAT-O- NINE TAILS NINE LITTLE QUININES OUT FoR A WALK. S WHEELED FISH To BE ree WHEN THE LAKE “ee only GOES DRY. Lo KNOT Fog =A YEAS 0 MONTH Kor FORA 2 ALWAYS roe it wt Bev) comicbooks.com