Judge — February 5, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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They call her Bebe—cause she stutters, Judge pays $5 for cach one printed a while, but she finally gathered all the Junior Leaguers around her and started to kiss Tom, which kept on eating bon-bons. But just at this point, her old man, the king, hap- pened to wander b “What goes on?” he says toa small they's a daffy frail here tradin’ kisses for bon-bons!” says the This got the king, so he peeked over the heads of the crowd and almost passed out of the book when he saw it was his daughter. He bust through the crowd yelling like a football bleachers. “Oh, you diphtheria!” he snaps at his daughter, “you got fine taste picking out that guy to neck with, I must say! Who do you think you are, the Pig Woman? Here, take this!” And he flang a shilling at her and disinherited her in front of all those people. Then he hopped in a cab and beat it. The princess bust out moaning and keening at this hot turn of affairs. “Oh, why didn't I accept that there prince that time?” she sobs. ha!” says Tom, and he quick shaves off his beard and confronts the astonished princess. “Yes, take a good look,” says ‘Tom, “and you might remember I told you I'd get even. Now, kiddo, I wish I could help you out, but I'm engaged to a girl over in Brooklyn and her old man’s taking me in the furniture game, so ta-ta and don't buy any wooden nut-megs! Be good!” And he disappears down a freight clevator with a dirty snicker on his face just as the princess lets out a yelp and goes out like a candle flame. The lesson here is never give an ugly pan the door because you never know but what it might be Lon Chaney or something. Perelman The great human race is between the stork and the automobil Passing Shou Judge pays $5 for cach one printed The Meeting Place An Advertisement of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company Ir ts not so long ago since people met in town hall, store or at the village post-office, to talk over matters of importance to the community. Then came the tele- phone to enable men to discuss matters with one another with- out leaving their homes. With the growing use of the telephone, new difficulties arose and improvements had to be sought. Many of the improve- ments concerned the physical telephone plant. Many of them had to do with the means of using the apparatus to speed the connection and enable people to talk more easily. This need for improvement is continuous and, more than ever, is a problem today. Speed and -—per't let your beautiful blonde hair gev dull, dark, faded or streaked. Blondex, a wonderful new shampoo for blondes only, keeps light hair from darkening and brings back the golden gleam and sparkle to dull, faded blonde hair. Not a dye. No harmful chemicals. Nearly ar on users, FREE—TRIAL PACKAGE Generous trial package FREE if you write to Swedish Shampoo Laboratories, Dept. 192, 303 Fourth Ave., New York City. Or get regular package at any good drug or department store, accuracy in completing seventy million calls daily dependsupon theefficiency of Bell System employees and equipment as well as upon the co-operation of persons call- ing and those called and numer- ous private operators. It is not enough that the aver- age connection is made in a frac- tion of a minute or that the num- ber of errors has been reduced to a very small percentage. The American Telephone and Telegraph Company and its as- sociated Bell Telephone Labo- ratories have practically for their sole task the making of the tele- phone more serviceable and more satisfactory—as a means of con- versing with anyone, anywhere, any time. sy methods you can learn to pl: xophone in a few short weeks, urself and your friends, Its zest: es you the life of the ys You re welcome everywhere. ree Trial, Easy Payment: y instrument for band or orchestra, Excluswey casy-playing features, et Conns cost no than others, Write today for free literatw c.G. CONT td., * ae Conn Bldg. (CONN INSTRUMENTS. comicbooks.com