Judge — February 5, 1927 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Extremely Mild Be a First-nighter! ; Don’t take a chance, but get there early for the big | | show. It’s sure to be a | wow. The Theater Number of ) JUDGE will open next week at the newsstand. Lots of good Laughs at 15 cents Learn How to BOX Saas E f ils who < Too" te “What makes the wheels of state go round, Uncle Tom?” “Banana oil, little Eva!” —Illinois Siren PIA “Have you heard the story of the wicked flea?” “Well?” “The wicked flee when no man pursueth.”” -M.1. T. Voo Doo fae A fool and his money are parted soon, The story’s often told. But what gets me Is whereinhell This fool got all his gold. —Boston Bean Pot sae Herr—What's the principal course at Barbers College? Tonik—Publie speaking. —Penn Punch Bowl Pan “Why didn’t you ai when the elevator man said ‘wy “T thought that he was having in- digestion.” —Vassar Vagabond Fae You said this blanket is all wool, and it is plainly marked “cotton.” Clerk—Well, you see, we marked it that way to fool the moths. —Tenn. Mugwump Customer “I'm beginning to think a rope should have been tied to that anchor.” “Our family is sure politicious Father is a Republican, mother is a Democrat, the baby's wet, the cow's dry, and the dog is a Socialist, he sits around and howls day after day.” Towa Stare GREEN GANDER soe Bill—I was out with a toe dancer last night. Still—How come? “Just look at my shoes.”” George Washington Ghost sae nothing but holes Moths are economical—they eat | | —Missouri Outlaw —Norre Dame Juce comicbooks.com