Judge — February 5, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

iy “That Gogd..Pitts by réh ones , : ; Letters from a Boob Abroad Rheims, France. EAR Ju pan” Well Judgsh, ol’ | D timer, I promished that I'd | write you a graphic (hic) disherip- tion of thish town. The way I'm | feelin’ ri’ now I shink I could write reamsh about Rheims. —Y'shee, Judgsh, thish whole town ish built | ri’ over a lotta shellars fulla cham- pagne, one right on top th’ other. | Champagne ish a (hic) short of a | wine fulla bubblesh an’ if yuh drink | | shree or four glasshesh you can walk on bubblesh y’shelf jesh ash easy. Ever’body walksh on bubblesh in Rheimsh. Itsh_ perfectly harmlesh too. I've drank shix or sheven | bottlesh, and you can shee I jush ash shober ash you are. 1 went down in a shellar to-day. A nish lookin’ Frenshy guide with a mushtash met me at the doof and Storesapprovedas conducted me through. Actshhally. Reymer Agencies Judgsh, I shaw shings that would are supplied direct make your moush water. They had from Reymers’— shree ‘million quartsh shtacked up ash high ash the shieling. Wow! I shought zish mush be bootlegger’s paradish. Champagne to the right o’ me, champagne to th’ lef” o’ me, | champagne behin’ me—dam'fididn't get shirsty. ensuring freshness or él Jeans oar and atltint “St Valentines gues invited. Soyeetest message MADE BY REYMER & BROTHERS. INCORPORATED. PITTSBURGH, PA..SINCE 1846 It sheems, sho the guide shaid, they take a dozshen different kindsh 1 o” grapesh and squeesh the juish out, ‘magine that! An’ then they put IABELS OIeZY LADEL. 5 | | it in hottlesh up shide down an’ | | shome guy wis a wire bresh scrapesh AZLIE They call her Winnie | the bottoms of th’ bottlesh sho the | She was dead before we because she has a_ voice | | shediment will come to th’ top. choked her! like a horse. *Magine schrapin’ th’ bottoms of shree_ mil hottlesh jush to get . rid o’ shediment. He shaid th’ shree | Ticas ays 95: (or eect one printed, | | million bottlesh were all ready to ship to the United Statesh. I'll find out where they are gonna ship it an’ I'll tip you off becaush itsh good shtuff, Judsh, I can teshtify to that. ns that during the war the h of Rheimsh and the French ‘s occupied thesh here shel- lars. Jush ‘magine that! No wun- ner th’ Germans never took Rheimsh! Well, Judgsh, heresh how—lipsh that toush licker shall never toush mine. Wishin’ you a Merry Krishmush. Nate Collier Posh Schript: I went to shee th’ cathedral an’ wouldja believe it, Judgsh, there were two of ’em both xshactly ‘like. Judge pays $5 for each one printed. RR Of all the fool questions that can “I'm learning quite a lot about driving, sitting here, George. T’ve he asked, the most foolish is, “Does just found out how to put on the brakes. —Humorist 00 love ‘oor ittic, bittie mamakins?” 20 comicbooks.com