Judge — January 29, 1927 — page 4: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

STAND BACK STAND BACK!) / The Month After Christmas on’ tell me,” said father “That the radio is here to “ stay. “We've sixteen payments more to meet Or they'll take the thing away.” Paul Lutz Fairy Story Once upon a time a man got to- bacco heart from smoking five-cent cigars. Das Most of the readers of tabloid papers don’t know what tabloid means. Wixpow WasHer—Wotta fool—wotta fool! washin’ the basement winder and I get dizzy and fall! What your feet feel like on a cold night. The Order ELLO... Gimme Main 8036.... Yeah . . . Hello, is this Mac? ... (Lowers voice) Say, Mac, this is Bill... Say, send up a quart, willya’ ... Yeah, same as last time, only not so watery, ha! ha! ... No, it wasn’t so good last time. . . What? ... Yeah, just a little party. Yeah, birthday celebration. . .. Yeah, Willie —he’s nine to-day ... Like it? I'll say he likes it!. .. Yeah, ‘at's right— choclut and vinella—rush it right up, willya, Mac? ... Bye. Gurney Williams, Jr. Lost and Found NDERNEATH the table, Over by the chair, I have looked all over, It’s not anywhere. Searching takes a lot of time, Looking keeps one busy, I have gone around so much Tam getting dizzy. My head’s awhirl; the room, it seems, Just simply spins around it; And now I’m feeling just the same, As if I'd gone and found it! William Gote comicbooks.com