Judge — January 22, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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ANOTHER COLLEGE FAD Plus fours for Fords. La Baker in a Ziegfeld show is akin to starring Mrs. Fiske in an “Our Gang” movie comedy. Jimmy Hus- sey, the vaudeville comedian who has become as tiresome as padlock pro- ceedings, Evelyn Law, with her rou- tine Ned Wayburn kicking, the Minnevitch and his harmonica out of vaudeville and the Broadway supper clubs—these are also featured. That way lies no real Ziegfeld show. In addition, the libretto is still another of the endless Yiddish-Irish varia- tions. The best features of the eve- ning are a fire-escape duet sung by the M. Kearns and the Mlle. Perkins, a good-looking balloon chorus num- ber and some expert chorus ma- neuvers directed by Sammy Lee. Next, Mr. Ziegfeld? Judge—You admit that you ran over this man, drove around the block and ran over him again? Driver—Yes, your honor. “What have you to say in your defense?” “I didn’t know I got him the first time.” —Stevens Stone Mill sos He—D’ya know that fish is brain food? Haw—Naw, how come? “It takes knowledge to open a can of sardines.” —Penn Punch Boul PIs He's so dumb, he thinks Scott's best work was Emulsion. —Buffalo Bison Epitor or Cottece Comic Paper—Are you sure these jokes are original? “They ought to be! I got em out o° JuvcE!” se seedeees sign on the dotted line.......... NOTICE TO JUDGE CONTRIBUTORS ENcLOsE no return postage when you submit Funnybones, Epilaughs, Toasts of the Day, Dizz: Labels or Lissie Labels to JupGe. And have no fear of rejection slips. Because those contributions that are not accepted will be prompily and neatly filed in the waste basket. of Funnybones, Epilaughs and Lizzie Labela received sed thie drastic policy upon us But tion, address manuscripts in separate envel copes, to the following departments Toasts af the Day~Toasts of the Day Edit Disy'Labele—Dizay Label Editor of JuDar: 627 WEST 43d STREET NEW RK CITY ABBOTT'S. Tonic Appetizer For 52 Yeors B I TTERS Sample by mail, 25¢ p C, W. Abbott & Co., Balto, Md. comicbooks.com