Judge — January 22, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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“Idwal is so dumb that he gets his shoes Yea jy iy i Up ,\\ Yy, shined twice a day with the idea that it will help him with his Greek.” High Hat (Continued from page 11) break it off!”.... Strangely enough there are a few people in this here now metropolis who like a_ little dancing after the theater they know their oats and the Night Club proprietors know they know their oats and don’t try to hold them up because he wants them as steady customers . , . he tries to build up a ( SALK STOVER, “This is absolutely the last drop I'll ever take.” —Ohio State Sun Dial clientele just as any other business man, and if he depended on the 500 suckers” for support he'd go broke in a week . . . the stuff that O. O. McIntyre and this bird in the World dish out is a lot of applesauce for the boobletariat, as George Jean calls them. The real “‘su is the guy who pays thirty-five cents for a magazine to read about “How they jip ‘em in them there Night Clubs.” PYT sae She—Yes, I'm a college girl, but I've never dated, partied or smoked ine. How long have “Three hours.” —Boston Bean Pot Shy Lover—How much is that diamond? Jeweler—Two hundred and twenty- five dollars. And another romance went on the rocks. —TIowa Frivol Rd and‘ “['ll kith you as often as I kin.” —Utah Humbug e a sentence using ‘kith’ sae A conductor fears no one—he tells "em all where to get off. —Ohio State Sun Dial This digestive aid knows when to stop! 1 relieve after-dinner distress, many people takealkalies likesoda bicarbonateand prep- arations containing it. And they get the relief they want, because these chemicals neutralize the acidity that usually causes indigestion, heart-burn and flatulence. But the drawback to alkalies of this class is that they don't know when to “call ita day.” After they overcome the hyperacidity, they keep right on working. Unless you know ex- actly the right amount to take, they are apt to alkalize the contents of the stomach. And that is a great handicap to normal diges- tion, for the stomach should be slightly acid (145 of 1 percent) properly to perform its work. Gastrogen Tablets are free from this objection The commendable thing about Gastrogen Tab- lets is that no matter how many you take, they do just one thing—neutralize the acidity that causes your discomfort. Then they stop. They can’t possibly alkalize your stomach. Any ex- cess that you might take simply passes harm- lessly and unchanged through the system. So, next time you feel uncomfortable after eating, try Gastrogen Tablets. They are mild, effective and 100 per cent harmless. They quickly quell digestive disturbance—within 15 to 20 minutes. They are aromatically pleasant to taste, and they are surprisingly good for sweetening the breath. Your druggist has them in handy pocket tins of 15 tablets for 20c; also in cabinet size bottles of 60 tablets for 60c. If you wish to try them before you buy them, send the coupon for free introductory packet of 6 tablets GASTROGEN OMiblets © Bristol-Myers Co., 1926 comicbooks.com