Judge — January 22, 1927 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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This being the College Number I suppose I ought to say something about the college boys but—I don’t use that kind of language! sides my nose is a trifle out of joint what with Junior strutting around and giving orders like a regular editor. =. aS The latest society ecstasy seems to be the hockey matches . . . . really thrilling and what a relief after eve- nings of the Guitrys and the Brothers Karamazov! ust a 100 per cent. American woman that’s all! = Have you tried the Casino in Central Park lately? . . . . still very nice for tea and it’s so nice to get a breath of real country air! they might redecorate it once in a while, though ..... they could get some wonderful ideas from Roger Kahn. > > And have you seen the new cig: rette lighters encased in lizard sl . . riddle for the campus cut-w é . why ette lighters like college boy . . answer—because they seldom work. a Have been reading A. A. Brill's book of Psychoanalysis so don’t tell me your dreams Junior it’s Chinese propaganda to increase the sale of chicken chow mein for night club lunches. Saw a cute idea the other day .... place called the “Beauty Sleep” Parlor . . . . fixed up with sort of chaise longue operating tables so that you can lie down and take a nap while your face is being massaged, etc., and wake up all beautified n’everything! oS The Six Best “Steppers”: “I Know that You Know” (0h, Please). “Tree in the Park” (Peggy-Ann). “Where’s That Rainbow?” (Peggy- Ann). “Sing” (Betsy). “Blue Skies” (Betsy). “Riff Song” (Desert Song). If They Lived To-day Tess what a grand editor Ananias would be for a confession maga- zine. Salome would have no trouble landing a job with the Follies. David and Goliath would be taken up by Tex Rickard. Ali Babi and his forty thieves could make a good living running a chain of hotels. Delilah could make good in these days of bobbed hair. The old woman who lived in a shoe could be used as a horrible example by the birth control advocates. Rip Van Winkle could pick up some easy money demonstrating “Sleep Easy’’ mattresses. Ponce de Leon would be digging mud out of the Florida swamps and selling it to milady as beauty clay to renew her youth. -William Tell and his son could make good on the vaudeville circuit. Jack Spratt and his wife could give a course in corrective eating. And then just think of Omar and his jug. Blaine C. Bigler Widespread Rivalry “Let’s go see the movie at the Rivalto—the most beautiful girl in the United States is appearing per- sonally.” “All right—but I understand the most beautiful girl in the United States at the Palace is more beauti- ful.” The tailor didn’t return his suit pressed in time for his lecture. comicbooks.com