Judge — January 22, 1927 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Loretta (interrupted)—Why don’t you come out for crew? You're so good at putting your oar in! Are You a Collegian? (Answers to this questionnaire will be found on page 27 1. Wuat is America’s greatest in- stitution of learning? 2. The next greatest? 3. What do Yale Sophomores hang up during mid semester? 4. Where are balloon trousers worn the most? 5. Who wrote “I'd Die for Dear Old Rutgers”? 6. Why? 7. What universities boast of their glee clubs? 8. Name two colleges that are noted for their football teams? 9. How are most colleges founded? 10. What are the advantages of co-education? 11. - Why? 12. What is the big difference be- tween Harvard and Princeton? 13. What is meant by the Big Three? 14. What institution of learning is located at New Haven? 15. Who originated our present- day college spirit? 16. What man swept through Princeton in two and a half years? 17. What is Juniper? Big-Hearted Ben IG-HEARTED Ben is my room- mate. The boys call him that because he'd give anybody the shirt off his back. But he'd expect it back again washed and ironed. Nobody asks him twice for a thing. He disappears the first time. He's tighter than a train window. He's a penny pincher if ever there was one. If he had a herd of buffalo nickels in his pocket and you had two dimes and you were at a subw entrance with him, he’d suggest a bus ride. When his savings bank becomes full he complains because he has to buy another. When he sees the dinner check coming, he borrows a nickel to telephone. The only thing he ever pays is a visit. Once he wanted to visit a friend who was ill in a hospital, so he collapsed on the street and an ambulance came and brought him there free of charge. When the friend recovered he sent him a telegram of congratulation, collect. Despite these shortcomings, Ben is agreeable. He'll go to anything you have tickets for, wear any tie Gee, I wish that I had a girl. you want, smoke what you smoke It may be four years and it may 4" drink what you have. es : He justifies his actions by saying pe Forever he’s working his way through. Any- he’s working his way gh. Any body he’s worked will ag: with him, R. C. O'Brien WAKE THAT TOUCH! ee THAT TOC AI Hy Songs for Father Fraternity brothers called in to help a member compose a letter to his father. comicbooks.com