Judge — January 1, 1927 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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Sane SAdie aes IT ‘41 KL25 LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS JUDGE THE WORLD’S WITTIEST WEEKLY WEATHER FORECAST (For New Year's Day) FOGGY AND ICE WATER SATURDAY, JANUARY 1, 1927 MAN BOUND EDENWARD Proressor Conkiin, of Princeton University headed ba s the human race k toward Adam. If it’s a race there’s not much doubt that the women will w January 1, Italy’s bachelors will have to pay a heavy tax to the State. This may account | for some of the attempts on Mus- solini’s life. Marion Tat pointed a New Rochelle audience the full amount of the con- tracted sum was not paid in advance, New Rochelle should remember that the musical seale begins with dough. y recently. disap- cause BUFFALO BOOZE DOPED Buffalo _ pay bootleg whisky in that city contains a large percentage of dope. T! Government, we understand, is cou- ducting an investigation. AccoRDING to Sratisticians have figured that during 1927, out of an average com- munity of 100,000 persons, 127 will die of diseases of the heart, 88 of 72 of A Cnicaco doctor says that ja of music is beneficial in certain cases of of Bright's disease, apoplexy, 25 of influenza, 16 of auto- deafness. It's a poor rule that mobile dents and 5 will have doesn't work both ways. -ommitted suicide. Happy New Year! GENERAL 5 Ano Post off | “Hank jest got married.” | “Wot? An’ him jest outa jail, too!” | | | | 15 DGE, Volume 92, No. 2387, January 1, 1927. Ent Weekly and copyrighted 1927 by Leslie-Ju: Aart Treasurer aod As Seeriary,, Willem Marte, Hughie Je For advertising rates addr Y...under Act of March 3, 1879. $5.00.a year. 1S¢ a copy. idents: Joseph T. Cooney, article and picture appearing in comicbooks.com