Judge — December 18, 1926 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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“Don’t worry, mum. I just frgot U shake th’ medicine before I gave it to him.” —Pele Mek tet | “The average young doctor sits like Patience on a monument wait- ing for clients, sa daily paper. That is better than having the monu- ments on the patients. —Everybody’s Weekly sae Rugs and carpetings are now being woven from a yarn made from paper. I hear that an economical gentleman has had a beautiful buff hearth- rug made from his old income tax envelope: —Passing Show Customer—And | these canaries? you tae guarantee madam. I raised them from the seed. —Answers | tae Nowadays, we are told, most of the food which is provided on the stage during a play is eatable. The idea may possibly be copied by some of our restaurants. —Humorist SUNNYBONES/~) Not all wooden-headed drivers are on the links. = ‘Uudge pays $5 for each one printed’ How to Obtain My tat ects no t Improved M ill-shaped noses lesly, permanently and home. It is the only mosesha pliance of precise adjustme we and guaranteed patent will actually give you a periect look hove. Write for free book how to obtain ap nove. M. Trilety, Pioneer Svecial'st, Dept. 2738, Bing og. and A peted testes Nose Nerve Strain The Cause of Nervous Indigestion, Auto-Intoxication, Blood Poisoning the thing he nerv s combined ves, paralyzes the or; havoc ‘with the mind, innumerable dangerous that injure health, is more dangerous It weakens the anic forces, plays nd is the cause of ailments. Nervous Indigestion Nerve strain is especially harmful to the iach and bowels, causing nervous indi- luggish bowels, and kindred dis- gestion, orders. This, in turn, fills the blood with dangerous poi Why and how this oceurs can be y understood. Undi- ted foods in the stomach and bowels d decay. This putrefaction es and certain toxic poisons, 1y putrefying matter, be it inside or out are absorbed by th side of the body. blood, them to every part of the These poisons which transmit body. This self- poisoning is termed Toxemia or auto- intoxication Toxemia Toxemia impair blood circulation, causing high or lo’ kidney’ trouble blood pressure, d , mental and iness, physical rest- lessness, sleeplessness, and uneasiness of the nind. It lowers the discase-resisting powers nd leads to many diseases, especially colds, nd tuberculosis. neumonia, Toxic poison has the same effect internally as would a drop of acid placed on the skin. It burns and irritates, t is, it causes | Do You Know— pain. All bodily pains, not | That it is Nerve Force tha due to local injury or infec- | You Mental Power and C That life? tion, are due to toxic poisons This includes Jache body, That w | 4 PAUL vON BOECKMANN Author-Lecturer-Scientist, whose various books on the Nerves, Breathing, Psychology | and Health have reached the highest plane during the last 30 years. His books have | been translated in several foreign languages f by scientists of various countries. | such cases under my observation and care, of which hundreds were treated in collabora- tion with leading medical scientists. No other man has had so great an experience as I in this specialty, nor has had the opportunity to test so widely the efficiency of any advance made in this science. your Nerves go in fact, your whole An Important Book ton bs anes shear a ee I have written a book, en- region of the heart, in the | That, menta titled: “NERVE FORE est, etc., et ’ worry. fear. and se-conscicus, | which discusses | this Chest, etc., etc. Control the stomach and bowels? | subject in detail and ex- . That Nerve Strain will wreck your | plains in simple language Stomach Ulceration aich more rapidly ‘than any | Pow we strain our nerves, —Cancer stated, putrefaction of un- Do You Know— paralyze the vital organs and what we must do to restore fon OF Ln= | How to develop your Nerve Force? | them to normal condition. digested food develops wases | yew woRELaxand CALM sour | ‘The ‘cost of the book, pre: which is indicated by belching ] Nerves? | paid, is only 25c coin. or and bloating of the bowels. | Xngen” Jealousy. and” similar mps. Address me, Paul These gases expand the stom | nerve-killing emovions? ign, | von Boeckmann ,Studio 144, ach like a toy balloon, caus- | Nerousness and low of ‘Nerve | 110 West 40th St., New York ing vere pressure on the | Force? City heart and lungs, which, in it- | Read Nerve Force, w all y self, is often fatal. Fre- ] Wejg,important points a This book is not a catch- quent dilation of the stomach penny pamphlet. It is a in time develops a pocket at dignified treatise, free from the bottom of which food remains for d exaggerations and “bunk.” It is on file in decay and develop irritating poisons. This many Public Libraries, Sanitarium Libra- leads to local ulcers, and in many cases leads to cancer, a disease that is killing many thousands annually. Dieting Ineffective Millions of people try to avoid Toxemia by abstaining from foods that readily ferment and decay. While dieting is helpful, it is at best, but a ‘‘dodge,” and not acure. The only cure lies in avoiding Nervous Indiges- tion, and that cure must begin through the nerves. I write authoritatively on this subject, as I have made a life study of nervous people and their ailments and weaknesses. During the last 30 years I have had far over 100,000 29 ries, and at the National Medical Library at Washington, D.C. The book Nerve Force” contains 64 pages of important in- formation and practical advice Over 1,000,000 copies have been sold in past years. Whether or not you have trouble with your nerves and stomach, you should read this book, which you may do at my risk. If it does not meet your fullest expectations, your money will be refunded, plus your outlay for postage. Or, you may pay for the book after you read it. So send for the book today. Strengthen your nerves and be immune to Nerve Strain and its trail of dangerous con- sequences. comicbooks.com