Judge — November 20, 1926 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Judging the Movies (Continued from page 22) quick wit—you know.” “Now pick her out of the mud and make her a princess—that’'s the stuff!—only too genuine for the insincerities of her new surroundings.” “Just like ‘Nell Gwyn,’ only different.” “That'll knock’emeold!” Such, ortheirequiv- alent in English English, are the ad- monitions which my imagination tells me were showered upon the head of the devoted Mr. Burke as he bent valiantly to his task. Who will blame him, therefore, if the product of his pen is an incoherent chain of anti-climaxes loosely flung together to put a screen star through the same set of paces that have won her acclaim hitherto? “London” lacks inspiration, continuity and drama. Except for that it’s all right. Unlucky When an unlicensed driver with one arm round a girl drives a stolen car with no lights and no number plates the wrong way, on a one-way street, and after running past two policemen crashes into a_ police station—he’s unlucky! —London Opinion ae Miss Grey—When is Mi: thinking of getting married Miss Brown—When isn’t she? —Tit Bits Fae Magistrate—What did the de- fendant look like when you arrested him? Constable—Well, sir, ’e ’ad a sort | of a pinched look. —Aussie Terrible Thought Nurse—Mr. Maloney, father of quadruplets. Maloney — What! Thim things that be runnin’ around on four legs! —Montreal Star you are the Fae A lecture was recently given on “How the worm conducts its court- ship.” Any married woman could talk at length on a subject like that. —Passing Show Oh, I wish I had some one to shove me. Judge pays $5 for each one printed. the every day gift or the fuk of special ih wance ——> choose. ( That a Pittsburgh Candy ‘ —_—_—$————————— MADE BY_REYMER & BROTHERS, INCORPORATED, PITTSBURGH. PA. SINCE 1846 e—3V—V—_—GR,RORO NN | Stores approved as Reymer Agencies are supplied direct from Reymers’— ensuring freshness and careful hand- ling. Dealer inquiries invited. JUDGE JUNIOR’S DICTIONARY “A Heavy Date’—An_ engage- ment with the most wonderful girl in the world. “All Wet’ e Wet Smack. “Apple Sauce”—See Bologna. “Banana Oil’—See Applesauce. “Beazle”—See Flamper. “Blind Date”—An engagement with a person you've never met. “Boiled” —See Fri “Butter and Egger”—A_ person with lots of money who gets taken. “Crashing’—Getting in without an invite. “Dogs” —Feet. “Duck Soup”— “Dumbdora dumb. sily beaten. —Beautiful but flapper vamp. » Wet Smack. “Give Him the Air or the Gate”— To tell the boy friend you do not wish to see him any more. “He's a Flop”—Failed to register —and I don’t mean if or because— I mean it. “Horning In”—To present one’s self without being wanted. “Hung Up”—Delayed, detained. Can you add to it? rounds. “Indoor Aviato’ ator boy. “‘Joe’ College”—Very collegiate. “Low Down"—Confidential inside news. “Malakie”—Bull. “Mexican Athlete”—A person who shoots a line, one who throws the bull. “Oil-can”—One who takes nine years to complete a four-year course. “On a Bust”—On a drunk. “On His Nose” i A drink. tand-up”—Failing date. “Sugar Daddy"—A female's income. “Sugar Mamma’’—Sweet on all the boys. “Ti ight”"—See Fried. to keep a > Wet Smack. \ dead one; a flat Either original slang or something going the $2 will be paid for cach word and definition used. 27 comicbooks.com