Judge — November 20, 1926 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Judge’s Dream Department [I Is with the greatest of pleasure that June shes to announce leading psycho-anal. of Europe, including Doctors Freud, Jung and Adler, it is now prepared to analyze the dreams of its readers. Practically nothing is now known about the interpretation of dreams. In order to better convey to the pub- lic at large the extraordinary im- portance of its dreams, JupGE’s Dream Editor will analyze absolutely Sree of charge the dreams of any reader who wishes to address him. In this first installment, our Dream Editor answers four typical letters. Should you care to ascertain the meaning of any dream you have had, send it to him in care of JunGE. Dear Great Big Dream Man—I am a girl of thirty-four summers, fond of jolly boys, and a door knob roll a barrel out of the cellar.” “Yes, my lord.” “And where was I at the time?” “In the barrel, my lord!” “Pll have the one you're holding over you.” “Like Ul y’ will! That's the one I never sell.” “Jenkins, the cook tells me you were intoxicated last night and trying to holder by profession. I hold door knobs for people when burglars try to break into their rooms. Two nights ago I dreamed that a tall dark man with a wen in his ear would offer me honorable marriage. What does this mean ces (Peaches) Rabelais Miss Rabelais—This is essentially what is known as a “Borzoi,” or “Wen-in-the-Ear” dream. ‘The tall, dark man is probably your husband or other close relative. The best procedure in a dream of this kind is: “Wen in the ear, do as the ears do.” Dear Dream Editor—‘Two weeks ago last Thursday I came home in what mamma calls “a disgraceful condition.” She and the butler finally put me into bed. That night I dreamed that I was going to be kicked out of Yale. Since I am a Harvard man, I can’t understand this at all. The drinks were rye high- balls. Anxious Anxious—You ought tobeashamed of yourself, you bounder you. This dream is undoubtedly a sex dream. Eat plenty of farin never give a Yale man an even break. comicbooks.com