Judge, 1926-11-06 · page 31 of 36
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Judging the Movies (Continued from page 20) to a climax which in itself provides the best comedy in the picture. But in “Kid Boots” one is asked to keep track of too many romances and too many beautiful girls. The action becomes involved, the cutting back and forth fast and furious, and the comedy: climax when. Kid Boots & Company drop on the courthouse with a parachute, is palpably artifi- | cial and effortful. Funny? Yes, | | but not to be compared in this | | respect with the fight in which the | fake Battling Butler knocks out the | real one. But maybe I’m laboring the point. “Kid Boots” is good for several laughs and Eddie Cantor has the satisfaction of knowing that he ean | resort to pantomime without cramp- ing his style. The Pure, Pure Fish (Continued from page 5) Sweet Pattootie floated clear ac the next county in the tender str: of “Palpitatin’ Mamma, Papa’s Get- tin’ Back His Breath.” Her decision was Her | mind, what there was of it, was hard | as a rock. George, the concrete tire salesman, was not for the likes of her. She would stay at home and go about her happy, wholesome way, singing at her menial tasks and brightening the lives of the people in her perish. After all, she would be more | appreciated here at home, faithfully tending her father’s stills, milking the chickens and watering the cows, than she would be as some rich man’s plaything in the great city. And that’s no lie, either. The battle was over. Her mind was made up and Pattootie, thrilled with the joy of having made a right and pure decision, just as every one of us must thrill with satisfaction when our hearts tell us that we have put away the passing joys of a fleeting pleasure for the more important things of life, like a clear conscience, a good bed, and three meals a da And this little story of Sweet Pattootie should teach us all to be more kind and thoughtful of our elders and that three or four swallows don’t always make a hot party. Because, after all, George Dunkel- schmaltz, the concrete tire salesman, hadn’t the slightest idea of coming back after Sweet Pattootie. He was, as a matter of fact, some hundred miles away and getting further every minute with the blonde telephone operator from the Reed House. Richard S. Wallace made. Rain and Telephone (alls THE annual rain fall in the United States would weigh over three and one-half trillions of tons. This vast weight is drawn up to the clouds by the unseen but effective power of the sun; rep- resenting energy equivalent to three hundred billion horse- power. The annual telephone conver- sations total over twenty-five billion a year. As silently as sunlight, electricity, mastered by the human mind, carries the voices of the nation. There must be the man-power of 300,000 individuals to build, maintain and operate the tele- phone system. There must be the money- power of over seven hundred million dollars a year to pay for operating the plant, in ad- dition to three billion dollars invested in the plant. The rain sustains life; the tele- phone furnishes swift communi- cation for the nation, and they are alike in requiring a vast amount of unseen energy. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH ComPANY AND AssocIATED ComMPANIES SYSTEM IN ITS SEMI-CENTENNIAL YEAR THE BELL SYSTEM LOOKS FORs WARD TO CONTINUED PROGRESS IN TELEPHONE COMMUNICATION Conn saxophones and all Conn {nstraments for band and orchestra em- body improvements and EXCLUSIVE FE. ‘that make them the easiest of all to play. You learn quickly with a Conn -- win pleasure and profit. Free Trial; Easy Payments. Send for free book and details ; mention in- strument. With all their exclusive fea~ fares Corins cost no more ! C. G. CONN, Ltd. 1146 Conn Bidg., Elkhart, Ind, ws Keep Your Voice Clear LER -your throat 8 mouth /f” —S moist and healthy #79. = A clear, swest, mellow voice is a priceless asset. No need to have husky, harsh, irritated throat and raspy voice. Use Thayers Slippery Elm Lozenges. They’re Baked OLD FASHIONED | SLIPPERY ELM LOZENGES comicbooks.com