Judge, 1926-10-16 · page 4 of 36
Judge — October 16, 1926 — page 4: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Judge Magazine Page This page contains several humor pieces typical of early 20th-century satirical magazines: **"That's All Very Well"** - A three-panel comic showing someone being sent for pork chops, likely satirizing miscommunication or domestic absurdity. **"Have a Song on Your Lips"** - Inspirational verse (attributed to Carroll Carroll) encouraging cheerfulness as a life philosophy, reflecting period self-help sentiment. **"Stroking the Wrong Way"** - Golf humor between two players, with the second golfer hitting poorly. Includes unrelated quips about perfect women and marriage expectations. **"Wife—I got the recipe..."** - A domestic scene where a wife interrupts her husband's radio listening to complain about a pudding recipe broadcast, satirizing early radio culture and marital dynamics. The page reflects preoccupations with golf, marriage, and emerging mass media.
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JUDGE = THAT'S ALL VERY WELL But he was sent for a pound of pork chops. Stroking the Wrong Way First Golfer-—Well, and how are you hitting them to-day? Second—Dammit, everything is at sixes and sevens. Canad The girl with perfect limbs doesn’t need a family tree to get along on. sae “I have a friend who is sick and tired of living alone.” “What does he expect to do for it —get married?” “No. He intends to get a divorce.” Wire—I got the recipe for this pudding over the radio, to-day. \o- Hes (tasting it)—Ugh! Doggone that static! Have a Song on Your Lips H* Ea song on your lips when you wake up at dawn, And sing it to all who will hear you: For a song on your lips will, much more than a yawn, Draw all of your fellowmen near you. Have a song on your lips when you go down to work, And sing it to all who would meet you; Have a song on your lips, and a new light will lurk In the eyes of each fellow to greet you. Have a song on your lips through the whole happy day, For you're quite free to sing it, by law; Have a song on your lips, it’s the easiest way To go out with a sock in the jaw Carroll Carroll toe The safest way to cross Broadway at Forty-second street is in an air- plane. tae Somewomentalkthewaythislinelooks. sae Toastmaster—Let us all join in the chorus of that old song revamped “My Blondey Dyes Over the Lo- tion.” comicbooks.com