Judge — October 9, 1926 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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ART PRINTS from JUDGE A By Delevante ul reproductic pencil drawing which graphically changes Time has made in the fair heavy Art Mat, size 19x 15 inches, for framing Prints w and sent x. Prin be carefully packed paid upon receipt of 50 cents “Just a Song At Twilight” By Deleva on heavy Art Size 19 x 15 inches, Printed margins, Sent postpaid to any address on receipt of 50 cents yee “The Old Army Game” By James Trembath One of the most interesting and attractive pic- tures ever reproduced as an Art Print. Beauti- fully printed from the original engraving in soft two-toned sepia brown on heavy Art Mat, size 19 x 15 inches, with wide margins. Prints will be carefully packed and sent postpaid upon receipt of 50 cents FSB oe ART PRINTS REDUCED “The Sea Hawk" Look at Venus" 50 cents each 50 cents each "t Scratched Yet" 50 cents each rcus Da: 50 cents each Some Kidd’ 50 cents each Tee for Twi 50 cents each sing the Standards of Musical Comedy” No Mother to Guide Her” ‘Oh! Mama” aturday Night” ‘Be Yourself” “The Curse of Drink" JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 50 cents each :'50 cents each 35 cents each 50 cents each 50 cents each 25 cents each 627 WEST 43d STREET NEW YORK, N. Y. in one color of a crayon- illustrates | the ed on with wide margins late paper with wide " _ tgs ae bac Dear W. M, H.: Want to know what I'd do if I were you, W. M. H.?_ I'd stop going to the are you trying to do—ruin T think I'd get a job peddling pencils before I'd do ans jow darn well I'd cease going to them. thing that annoyed me es the Glms seem to annoy Personally, I like them. I've gone to the movies st twelve ears, and I still like m, But then pertaps I have « singularly inno- cent mind. For insta ing a silly movie T'don't leave the ely. nauseated I simply feel bored. all the cheapness and dirt that your eagle eve can discern. Can it be possible, W. M. H, that, like the censor, you are looking for it? "Not being a highbrow (I don't Pepper my conversation with such words as stink, tripe, rape, etc.) and not caring a great deal for ism I mean love without marriage, I find myself quite a movie fan in perhaps the reason that T eng ‘am of a newer school than yous T° not a member of the bigoted class that still thinks the stage superior to t ving pictures, Yow, of course, my opinions about the movies don't interest you much, and I don’t expect them to. I'm just writing this letter to beg you to dis »ntinue going to the movies. 1’! po tender. ed remarks jokes in e, after sev Teviews, Won't y e, and incider A Morie Fan gives me the blues, W. M. H., and. spare little happiness Cal. “Wafer Goofs” Wituam Morar Hoventon: Dear Str: Anent your article “South of the Rio Grande” in the current Jvoae, would say regard- ing your communication from “Hap Haller of Big Cree that he uses the expression “wafer th as applied to papal adherents because of orm of bread used at their communion. Not being a Catholic but an Episcopalian, which is but a step removed, and as we use the same form I think Iam right, ‘The bread is of a composition like fish food and is of wafer type about the size of a twenty-five cent piece. Your statement that it is not this country’s battle is quite right, and I think we should do well to keep our hands off. s urs, rtford, Conn. Im J. Taylor ig. 21, 1926. Signor Profundo, before signing the lease of his new residence, tests the acoustic properties of the bathroom. Just In Time Dean W. M. His IfT wait another moment 1 think I'll burst. I'simply have to write and thank you for giving us Catholics a chance. You're about the first one in history who has ever given us a . but we are still here and goinj And believe me we mindednes As far as Paul A. Johnson is concerned—and a few more like him who hide their true character under a pretended patriotism—we should worry And if there is any exiling to be done, let get busy—and persons of the t week J appreciate your broad organize Africa isn't hot enough for T. Allen, of Rio de Jan wz the false of “Rom $ too silly for words. runs, “Ignorance which we might add all evil,” to Jean Arlea Coming! Dear Jevcr: T have missed you, without it and I thought of the renewal. Pl do nue to send Jevor. Don't. chi Listen to the growls and comments, but let free speech goon. Mr. Houghton is O. K., also Judge, Jr, has a kick in every receipt. Re E n, Mass Haroli » 196, One. we B. Batcheller Our Funniest Feature Dean Je Tam seeking information. T have read Juve Tm still reading it nt. telling me if the letters in the Judge f column are actu. ally written and sent in to you by pleased or ¢ ed subscribers, or hey edited by vu? y humble opinion that column is just about the funniest thing in your paper. If one of your editing it I would like to know his name, for he is surely a genius. however, they a letters, it would weeitizens nd undergo » give birth {W.M.H., thinking, which your present d to receive a quarter from their parents’ hand a teaspoonful every two hours lieve me, sit, when T say that T enj one es from cover cially the remarks of G. JN. a the latter's benefit T might add that a good many members of the Senate who took part in the recent liquor invest ns fit in with t ing of a bachelor friend « I women, each and every one of them, are absolutely alike, only some Looking forward to the next copy, Easton, F. Cofin, Jr. puld like to ct Jit for the rs, but truth compels us to admit that every —London Opinion 32 j comicbooks.com te aw