Judge — October 9, 1926 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

- She—What’s wrong between you and Pegg: He—She had a birthday and I told the florist to send her twenty roses. She—Well? He (gloomily)—Being a friend of mine the fool put in ten more for good measure. —Carolina Buccaneer sae An ancient sage these wise words spoke, “The woman pays, but the man goes broke.” Lehigh Burr Perl Old Lady (visiting New York Mu- seum)—Have you a mummy of King ‘Tut here? Attendant—No, madam. O. L. (amazedly)—Dear me, they have a very fine one in the British Museum. —Sewanee Mountain Goat Birt Witure Hopre Titpen— ese JUDGE Huspanp—Last night when I got home my wife had a wonderful dinner, my favorite book and pipe ready, my slippers and gown ready, my Seconp Huspanp—How much was she overdrawn? Wasaso CaveMAN ees “What struck you the first time you visited Chicago?” “A Blac! —Pitt Panther sae “Helene is two-thirds married to Bob.” “Real “Yes, she’s is willing.” willing and the preacher ~Teras Ranger sae Prof—Have you ever done any public speaking? Stude—Well, I proposed to a girl over the telephone in my home town once. —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket tat “That man there is wanted in Chicago.” “What for?” “He is a crook.” “Why do. they crooks in Chicago?” —Pitt Panther want any more And what are you doing on the green this time o’ the marnin’, lad? Sure an’ I just came out to putter around! —Cairornia PELican comicbooks.com