Judge — October 2, 1926 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Gre Owe one Reyes the grand cathe- dral organ in tone quality, range and volume, this handsome radio reproducer offers—supreme enjoyment at minimum cost. Ask your dealer to show you the exclusive features of Tower Superiority DANGER! There can be nothing funny about next week’s JUDGE. Murder runs rampant through its pages. Gunmen lurk on every corner. You'll find every- thing but a cop in the CHICAGO NUMBER AiR SICKNESS —nausea, dizziness and_ faintness caused by all forms of Travel Mo- tion. Sea, Train, Auto, Car or Air Travel Sickness yields ‘promptly to Mothers’ 36 75c. & $1.50 at Drug Stores or direct __Tho Mothersill Remedy Co., Ltd. Montreal Judging the Movies (Continued from page 21) compelled to serve the sentence for speeding imposed on the husband he sought to supplant. Altogether a charming comedy for grown-ups. ne other habitual reader of these columns (don't tell me I’m boast- ing!) may remember that in a review of “Aloma of the South Seas,” with Gilda Gray, L asked certain questions as follows: “Is it probable that a beautiful native girl in a grass skirt and bra \ iere, to. whom the hula hula was as natural as breath, would fight to keep house for an unattached white man, her only object being holy matrimony? And would the noble young white man repel her advances until such time as he felt like proposing marriage? Finally, is it probable that the beautiful native girl in grass skirt and brassiere, to whom the hula hula was as natural as breath, having fought to keep house for the unattached young white man and having won his proposal of mar- riage, would give up her fiancé with a pious ‘God bless you’ when the white girl happened along who had claimed his heart in the first place? oe How about the hula hula itself? Doesn't that, like chop suey, come from San Francisco?” I have received from a reader an authoritative answer to these ques- tions which should lay at rest the doubts that have tormented us. Here’s his letter: Desk Stu: The June 12 number of Jvpar. at h r e the liberty of answer screen) of Suckervil where in the ( : HL. Baggs and Papeete Tahiti, I want to correct a mistake made last week in the name of the director of “Potemkin.” The name is not Einstein but Eisenstein—a pardon- able confusion of geniuses. Movie Plot Contest No. 5 The leader of an underworld gang is RICHARD DIX who was left an ENTIRE MOVING PICTURE STUDIO at the age of three, and has grown up to BE A MOVIE HERO with no PRIVATE SECRE- TARY to ANSWER FAN LET- TERS FOR him. One day he meets Lotta Long-Green, who urges him to GIVE UP PLAYING POLO and intimates that if he DOES she will BUY HIM A PAIR OF OVER- SIZED PANTSANDSOMEWORN- OUT SHOES. This makes a COM- EDIAN of him and with her help he STARTS IMITATING CHARLIE CHAPLIN at a salary of $1,200 A WEEK OR YOU TELL ONE. A few months later he is introduced to MRS. RICHARD DIX who seems to recognize HIM and starts an in- vestigation. It turns out that he WAS HER HUSBAND WEEK BE- FORE LAST so that they lose no time in SIGNING A CONTRACT and START MAKING ANIMATED CARTOONS forever. Arthur Johnson 5Un YOU-ALL ARE NOTHIN? BVY FO’ WHITE TRASH THE SOUBRETTE AND THE SAILOR Anybody who has ever crossed the English Channel in November will vouch for the truth of the following story. It seems that Blinks remarked very angrily to his friend Leamish, “T know the guy who started the rumor that Tam a half-wit, and Tam going to kill him!” “Oh, no!” responded Leamish coolly, “nobody ought to com- mit suici his crafty crack “took all the wind out of the former's sails,” as the expression goes 24 comicbooks.com