Judge — October 2, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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ke re aM CHEER LEADER -'s 2&9 La Armour (in ecstasy)—Thinkest thou that glasses do help one to see? Swirt (pronto)—Aye, indeed, after the first six I can see double. —SerwaneE Mountain Goat Handicapped “They told me to be a Psi Delt, I had to drink a quart of whisky and moo, like a cow. “Well, what seems to be the trouble?” “Tcan’t m-moo.”—N. Y. Medley Red My girl is so dumb she thinks a Gin Rick a Japanese taxi. —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket He—Wonder what a Prom girl thinks about? Sue—Don’t be vulgar. —Wiuiams Purrte Cow Scarcity Mr. Nubbs—Will my boy learn to drink at your school? Professor—Sorry, sir—but we can hardly find enough for the faculty. —Colgate Banter PIs Cannibal Prince (rushing in}—Am I too late for dinner? Cannibal King—Yep, everybody's eaten. —Pitt Panther She looks backward—but she isn't. —Pitt PantHER sae Little Willie—Mamma, is papa go- ing to heaven when he dies? Mother—Why, son, who put such an absurd idea into your head? —Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket PIs He—Have you ever been kissed before? She—Y-yyes, c-c-ause I n-n-ever could s-sssay n-n-no fast enough. —Virginia Reel aad “Where there is a will there is a way,” cried the villain as he threw his great uncle into the well. —Carolina Buccaneer ELS y “Didja get that number?” “No; it was in roamin’ numerals.” —Yate Recorp Fae “Are you angry, dear?” “Don’t talk to m ‘May I kiss you? “I said I didn’t want any of your lip.” —Lehigh Burr Red First Girl—Those boys are an hour late. I just know they have had some awful accident. Second Girl—Oh, rot! They have probably just missed connections with their bootlegger. First Girl—Well, what do you call an accident? —Amherst Lord Jeff “He who had nectar in the gallery of the gods.” = —Cincinnati Cynic | comicbooks.com t YY JAW aaa