Judge — October 2, 1926 — page 19: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Seeieaiiees “aad element drink gin. This was called Pro- hibition and it was very successful (remember, this is a fairy tale). But one day when Morton was on the road and Mrs. Steinberg was playing bridge, little Shirley, which by this time had grown up to be another Gloria Swanson in looks, happened to amble up to an attic in the palace. And there was an old lady pouring herself a hooker of Gordon water. So Shirley said, “I beg your pardon: but what is that?” “Oh, hello!” said the old dame. “You wouldn't re- member what that is, but I'll tell you: it’s shoe polish!” So they both winked at each other and the old timer handed Shirley the bottle and the latter tossed off a drink that would have staggered General Grant. But by accident she dropped the bottle and a piece of the glass cut her finger. And the next minute she was snoring away ina corner. And the funny part of all this was that the whole castle fell asleep with her. Well, about a hundred years later a nifty prince named Dave Rifkowitz was in charge of that territory and he was overtaken by a storm one night, so he stopped at a farmer’s house and the farmer said he could stay there, but there was only one bed— oh, pardon us! TI another au story. ... Well, anyway, a prince came to this castle and rang the bell but the maid must have taken the day off or something. So he went in and found everybody asleep. even the telephone operator, but he wasn't surprised at that. Then all of a sudden he. came to: the -princess's room and there she was snoozing on the bed. She looked even prettier than when she fell asleep, because she had had her face lifted in the meanwhile. So he woke her up and showed her his credentials and she said she was cr: about him already and did he have the ring with him. And after he said yes, she told him to wake up all the people in the castle while she ran around the corner and had her hair waved. And then they got married and had twelve children, all girls and one homelier than the other. The lesson here is that one should leave sleeping dogs lie. Perelman DR aliad The crowning achievement of the five-and-ten will be the installation of a divorce department. Tipsy Driver Eulalie Fibush is so unconventional What! Cawt I pash ‘at dang flivver? and riding back. she insists on walling out comicbooks.com