Judge — September 25, 1926 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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DOUGLAS For Alen $6 1088 All Good Values A SMART blucher oxford cut from fine-grained, golden brown calfskins of top grade. Sturdily built with wide edge for street and business wear, yet with unusual trimness. 7 ea e A calf-lined shoe which in appearance, comfort and wearing qualities fulfills every essential of satisfactory service at a price far below its equal. Semi- soft toe and corded triple-stitched tip. Also in bright finish imported black calfskin. W.L. DOUGLAS WOMEN'S SHOES FOR ALL OCCASIONS $5 AND $6 W.L.DOUGLAS SHOE CO a waiter. BROCKTON. MASS. Guwendoline—Gerald, what's a mixed metaphor? Gerald—That’s a new one to me. Let’s go into that hotel and ask —Humorist AZZIE ( ) IABELS Horse de combat. Judge pays $5 for each one printed A London fruite: fined for keep- ing his shop open after hours, urged that he could not bear to sit and watch his bananas turning bad. He must have been occasioned further grief by the thought that some of his cucumbers weren't leading straight lives. Humorist ee) Some one has demonstrated that a man can live thirty days without food. ‘This was presumably the brave fellow who gave the cook a month's notice. Eve Three Courses in Greek Bulla zupp. Rust biff Pitch puy. American Legion Weekly ee) The manager read through the testimonial which the actor had just handed him. The letter recom- mended him as being extremely talented. “He plays Macbeth, Hamlet, Shy- lock and billiards. He plays. bil- liards best!” ~—Lustige Blaetter (Berlin) ae “It's no good mincing matters.” said the doctor,” Is there anybody you would like to mare very bad. “Ye “Who is i “Another plied the patient, faintly. tor.” Tit Bits rer) ntly left a Il duties. s said to A taxi-driver was re legacy of $5, On receiving the check he have asked, “Wot's this?” Passing Show eee Five-Year-old Daughter—Look at that funny man across the road, Mother (looking in. shop win- dow)—What is he doing? “Sitting on the pavement talking toa banana skin.” Tit Bits DISZY ADE. They call her June be- cause she just got thirty days. Judge pays $5 for each one printed comicbooks.com 1 | and ended with the words: |