Judge — September 18, 1926 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “Isn't this heastly weather we're having?” “T don’t understand?” “Isn't it raining cats and dogs?” Notre Dame Juggler “Zounds, Xbazin, your friend cer- tainly is a tireless swimmer.” “Why not, Fefferface, he used to be a street cleaner in Venice.” Pitt Panther Child (Ending prayer) Ireland independent, Mother—My dear, why ask such an absurd thing in a prayer? And make “T put it that way in an exam.” Pitt Panther stots Woman-—(To intruding jburglar Leave me at once! Burglar—Gladly, 1 had no inten tion of taking you. —Pitt Panther “Hands up!” put whe corr Hello! Cholly! Why not ers on your Ford?” “And why, Hubert ‘So it will resemble a Lincoln, my 7 Lemcn Burr and why?” sae jhnny, Mrs. Jones is bringing ghter to visit you; you'll have her to wash your face and neck.” “Naw. Pwon't neck her while Mrs Jones is around.” Gettysburg Cannon Baul “Oh, so you're a thug.” “No, a palmist; you're going to have a financial loss.” Wittiams Perpir Cow Roy Better Half —What in the world’s the matter with you, John? Worser Half —1 feel devilish “That's fine. up the furn Run down and fire will you?” Gettysburg Cannon Baul R T always thonght you were a fickle ization maid Who led a careless life of fun and jazz: s thought a game of bluff you played While giving me the well-known razz; Talways thought you were unfaithful on the sly And only went around with me for spite; Talways thought you'd leave me for another guy Talways thought these things, and T was right! California Pelican “What was George Washington noted for! “What makes you think his memory was so great?” “They erected a monument to it.” o” Pirr Panrner comicbooks.com