Judge — September 18, 1926 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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bushes and says that his boss, Mar- quis Irving, has fell into the drink and will the king save him. ‘The king threw Irving a life preserver he had in the back of the ear and then the eat pulls a hard luck fable about robbers running off with Irving's suit while he was in swimming. So the king gave Irving a swell new pair of flannel pants with only a little hole in them and a tweed coat which was too small for anybody in the pal and Irving looked simply perf The king invited Irving to take a drive with him and Sybil and all through it Sybil kept her eyes on him like he was the lucky number in a lottery. Suddenly they came to a field and the king says, “What a swell field! Who owns it workman which had been tip hy the cat pipes up and says, quis Irving, none other.” So. the king began to think of Irving as a son-in-law already. In the meantime the eat had ran ahead and come to the apartment of an ogre named Bernstein. An ogre is something that looks like all the parts Lon Chaney ever played rolled together. The cat walks in on the ogre and says, “Good afternoon, Mr. Bernstein. TL understand you ean change yourself into anything you want to "Yeh." says) Bernstein and with that he turns into a vacuum nd chases the cat up the side of the wall. “Ha! says the cat, “That sure was a laugh on me. ww Tdon't like to seem catty, but 1 bet you can't change into a mouse.” Bernstein immediately turns into a mouse and the eat jumps on him and wipes the floor with him. \ minute later the king and Sybil and Irving pulled up at the door. ‘What a swell apartment!” says the king. “Who owns that?” And the cat, whieh was smoking a cigar on ar. Then the king turns to Irving. “Young man,” the steps says, “It belongs to ) Guis Irving, no kidding he says, “you've got a great future, How would you like to marry a prince So Irving takes the hint and marries Sybil and the old man took him into the firm and gave him the New England territory with a straight salary and commission, So they moved to Long Island with the twelve sets of oyster forks they gol for presents. The cat is now presi- dent of a large corporation which proves that any boy can make good. Perelman Water wings, worthy of the name, would permit of new and remarkable derelopments in the art of diving. “'T SEE THE MARKET IS FALUNG ON PRETTY GIRLS HEADS - SELL HEADS AND HOLD RURAL CHARACTER SUBJECTS THE MARKETS RISING ON THEM. CALL YOU BACK IN AN HOUR, comicbooks.com