Judge — September 11, 1926 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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MMY CONFESSED ERNEST | STOLE THE PEANUTS! WHAT THE BUTLER SAID TO RUTIL fre you ready for the biggest laugh in years? Then hold on to your seats and let's go! They say a party of missionaries was marooned on a desert 4 island, Said one of them, “Well. we're ina pickle now!” Ves.” replied There was an instant of silence and then a second, “A regular jam!” Brother Goldfarb piped up, “Heaven preserve us!” There was an ex- plosion of laughter. Those missionaries never had a dull moment whilst on that island, ‘Obrien QGutloud” T motorist spins on the highway, ‘The housewife in far away countries, Ane. The semi-tabloid newspaper, while giving its readers a more handy edition, still caters to their main interests. Dangers of Spinning The buck dancer spins on his heel, She spins on her old spinning wheel. list spins on his eyele, ancer spins on her toes, And’ sometimes: she gets’so: blamed diz: She falls and then spins on her hose. 0 If you lend a friend five dollars and you never see him again, it’s worth it, fo} Peaulties for liquor violations usial to be worse than they are now. Rip Van Winkle took a couple of drinks and did a twenty year stretch. oO T tried to shave myself one day But I met with disaster; X marks the spot where I went wrong The X is of court plaster. oO That night club ha license, It ought to be revoked; They put a red hot mamma out Just because she smoked. oO If the divorce courts didn’t sepa rate some couples the police would have to. fe) If you save half your salary every week for ten years at the end of that time you'll be an exception. oO The only dates some old maids ever get are the ones on their tomb- R.C. O'Brien stones. comicbooks.com