Judge — September 4, 1926 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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What Will He Become? Ao born on Sunday will have £Y% Jong, golden curls. His parents will wish him to study for the ministry, but he will much prefer quarterback on Saturday afternoons, \ boy born on Monday is likely to to play he his grandmother's favorite, al- though he will not be thought too much of by the neighbors who know him best. \ boy born on Tuesday will prob- ably be right-handed and kind to his parents just before Christmas; until old enough to be of some use, he will insist upon getting up at a distress- ingly early hour. But after he is able to do chores he will not find it hard to remain in bed. \ boy born on Wednesday will be an intellectual wonder, but he will he the fact members of the family. able to conceal from. the \ boy born on ‘Thursday is likely to be named Reginald or Percival, but his boy friends will call him “Squash” or “Buster” or “Pic ” for short. \ boy born on Friday will never have to work for his living—if he has his way about it. He will be kind to his little sister only when she has a penny to spend, \ boy born on Saturday will much prefer to go to the cinema than to mow the lawn on hot afternoons. He will resemble his father in many ways, but his mother will do all she can to make a man of him. London Opinion 3 IS A | MY INTENTIONS ARE: HONORABLE-MURMURED LORD FEITLEBAUM « “It seems to me T hare seen your Jace before.” said Miss X— to Lord His lordship | pondered on this tough one for awhile | and then looked up smiling. “Quite likely.” he answered, lighting a cigar butt, “that’s where I generally carry it!” But all he got was a “Humph!” Sor his pains. - Feitlebaum one time. Telephoning over a ray of light Building on the Telephone Firry years ago Alexander Graham Bell discovered the prin- ciple of the telephone. His first telephone employed wire as the connecting path over which words passed. Four years later he used a beam of light instead of wire to carry speech between telephone instruments. Today, both wire and wireless telephony are employed on every hand in the service of the nation. Wire telephony, with its thousands of central offices, its complex switchboards and millions of miles of wire, envelops the country, carrying for the American people 70,000,000 conversations every day. Wireless telephony is broad- Principle casting entertainment and carry- ing important information to the remotest regions. But new applications of the telephone principle are still being found. In the loud speaker, in the deaf set, the electrical stethoscope, the improved phonograph, the telephone principle has been adapted by the Bell Telephone Laboratories to the uses of the physician, t i ker and the music ientific research and engineering skill, which enable America to lead the world in telephone service, are also bringing forth from the tele- phone principle other devices of great usefulness. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND AssocIATED CoMPANIES IN ITS SEMI-CENTENNIAL YEAR THE BELL SYSTEM LOOKS FOR- WARD TO CONTINUED PROGRESS IN TELEPHONE COMMUNICATION A pianist, who recently appeared in London, varied his perfor: plucking at ance by the strings with his fingers. The audience was di: appointed, however. The were fastened in too tightly. —Hunorist strings Rad She—Shall we waltz? He—It’s all the same to me. “Yes, I've noticed that.” —Answers Master—Snooks, how is it that your essay on “The Dog” is almost word for word the same as that of Jones? We must have been writ- ing about the same dog, sir. Tit Bits Snookss- al Sympathizer—And did her father come between you? Jilted Suitor—Oh, no; merely be- hind me. —Answers | | comicbooks.com