Judge — August 28, 1926 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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In the minor role of the lady who saves her, Louise Dresser, as usual, gives a finished performance. I have never read the story by Rex Beach from which “Padlocked” is adapted, but the film has all the earmarks of having faithfully repro- duced the spirit of the text. It is brimful of hokum and sentimentality, one of those pictures, for example, whose interiors encourage the popular assumption that a rich man’s home + SO must resemble a cross between a railroad terminal and a_ public library. But I doubt if on the whole it is any more false to its subject than, let us say, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” however inferior in other respects. That, too, was propaganda laid on thick. A™’s feels about Rudolph Valen- tino much as,1 i imagine, a woman does about Bill Hart; in other words, that those who fall for his hokum are a bit weak in the upper story. But I don’t see, if we men have our Bill Hart to cheer on to doughtier deeds of horsemanship and heroism (and I'm one of his fans), why the women shouldn’t have their Valentino for the same purpose, and without our sneers. No one pretends that the pictured romances of either bear any relation to reality, or come within the remotest definition of serious drama. But if the ten-year-old boy you once were still lives somewhere with- in your dessicated carcass you will thrill in spite of yourself to the daring and chivalry of the gun-shy Bill, or (pardon me, madam) if the little romantic girl of your early teens, dreaming of her ideal lover, strong and handsome and dominating, still lurks within your matronly bosom, you will melt to the torrid love- making of the girl-sure Rudolph. “The Son of the Sheik,” is, I sup- pose, a typical Valentino picture. You will probably like it if you're all woman. Hammers and hatchets will never get rusty if kept covered with rice. 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