Judge — August 28, 1926 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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A hiss in the dark. Yate Recoxp Girl’s Meditation at Fifteen The first time I go out Should I let him kiss me? I wonder . . . is that done? Or should I hold away—a little And glance rather shyly— And say—No, not to-night. Or should I Put aside All my “old maidish” beliefs And enter into the so-called “fun’’? And yet they say The girls Men really want Are those whose lips are never Kissed — — So I believe that’s what Tl try Vl try Just Once! —Minnesota Ski U Mah Get Anywhere? A mid-west farmer, after a visit to Congress, summarized his im- pressions by saying: “It’s just like some of these new dances—they make a lot of motions but they never seem to get anywhere.” Louisville Satyr At Any Summer Hotel “Where do you bathe “In the spring.” “I didn’t ask you when, I asked you where.” —M. I. T. Voo Doo tas “My dear, the show is to tour England next year.” “Oh! Good! I must get one of those Anglo-Saxons for my car.” —Cincinnati Cynic sae “Bill just lent me $5. he wouldn't lend “What the —; me a nickel.” “He wouldn't lend me a cent, either. He thinks he cashed a check for me.” —M. 1. T. Voo Doo sae “Didn't your father-in-law lose his fortune?” “Yes. I married for love after all.” —Oklahoma Whirlwind He—May I call? Sue—I am sorry, I'm married. Sall right, I'm married and just as sorry.” Pirr Pantier Mary No, 987654327 & etes, Mary had a little waist, Where waists are meant to grow, And everywhere the fashions went Théiwaist Waxaure to 66, —Toronto Goblin He took her home! comicbooks.com