Judge — August 21, 1926 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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yun- ‘hat lout two and yhat ya vell- cele- giti- care nys- — ~ Movie Plot Contest No. 4 Thicken the Plot Yourself! Below is printed the basis of a typical movie plot with great open spaces. Copy this plot on a separate piece of paper and fill in the spaces, or use the form below if you wish. Jvnce will pay $25 for the best filled in plot. By best, we mean the cleverest and funniest. One of these plots will be run each week, and a prize of 85 given each week for the best one. In case two or more Con- testants each submit the same win- | ning plot each will receive the prize. | You may submit as many plots as you wish. Contest No. 4 closes September 4, and the winning plot will be published in the September 25 issue. Send your plots to the — | PLOT EDITOR OF 7 West 43d Street, New York. On a beautiful . in the South Seas lives Alona, who is cence eee eee eee A visit- He is determined to . , and hires . one night, ....... | to ... her the next day. On hearing of this, ............2-., . sets out in his ...... to ee AN secsss.sse The latter disappears on his , and the .. are able to ... in peace and happiness with —nausea, dizziness and faintness caused by all forms of Travel Mo- tion. Sca, Train, Auto, Car or Air Travel Sickness yields promptly to Mothersill’s. 36 75c. & $1.50 at Drug Stores of direct Tho Mothersill Remedy Co., Ltd. Two Generations Meet (Continued from page 14) be on stage thuree in this here trick outfit at tate thioty wadda time fur a lady ta getup an’ I yaint in no mood ta be takin’ enny a your lip, see!” “Scuse me,” said the voice apolo- getically, “I didn’t know it wuz you Mis Cowsdodge. This is stage four. They’re shootin’ ‘Barbara Fretchie’ on stage three. Sorry I wuz rude. Come on ya buncha hams we gotta shoot this one over, see.” The demure one picked up her crinolines, hurtled a wooden horse in true Western manner and departed, flinging over her shoulder as she went, “Anna nex time ya get fresh I'm gonna tell ut tall ta Jake, see, and Jake says I can have ennythin’ I wan non this here wholedam lot, see.” Carroll Carroll PID All the members of a musical comedy chorus had been vaccinated. When one accidentally jostled an- other in the opening chorus, a front row stall patron said he distinctly caught a sentence that he couldn’t believe was in the original score. —Humorist Number was such a big If so, check the and mail it in to the Ed: having the greatest nu: votes. O VANITY FAIR (— LITERARY DIGES' (LIBERTY (1 COSMOPOLITAN (0 TRUE STORIES (POLICE GAZETTE 1 PHOTOPLAY O The Saturday Evening Post that JUDGE has decided to do some more magazine burlesques. Have you any preference? magazine you'd like to have some fun with JUDGE will burlesque those (J GOOD HOUSEKEEPING (J POPULAR MECHANICS © PHYSICAL CULTURE LADIES HOME JOURNAL success itor. mber of T comicbooks.com