Judge — August 7, 1926 — page 3: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

© 18707556 AUG=6'26 LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS JUDGE WEATHER FORECAST (Along the Golf Stream) Clouty and warmer fol- lowed by hot air and wet spell THE WORLD’S WITTIEST WEEKLY SATURDAY, AUGUST 7, 1926 MINISTER SHOOTS TEXAN A Funpamentaist Minister of Texas, who shot and killec ellow townsman, preached a sermon to 4,000 people less than twenty-four With clerical nicety however, he refrained from taking his hours later. text from the Ten Commandments. CHURCH GOES Apter the sermon us, the congregation Shall We Gather at the River An infidel, who heard the vocal query, suggests that “Up the River” would have been a more fitting spot. FOR SONG ress tells Ax Americas Indian Chief has received court permission to name himself Poh A Chuamago (Big Noise of the Earth). Apparently, the Chief does not know of the existence of Senator Borah, MUSSOLINI IN DUEL Arnatpo Musso.int, brother of the Premier of Italy, has challenged General Bencivengo to a duel. An unauthentic report has it that they will hurl insults at each other at twenty paces. In Yonkers a man caught stealing an automobile told the court he stole the machine because he wanted to commit suicide. The court reporter very thoughtfully refrained from mentioning the make of the car. CAL CATCH STUFFED A LARGE FISH presented recently to Governor Smith of New York by President Coolidge is to be care- fully stuffed then Albany. The usual procedure is to send them there only after the formal- ity of an election. and sent to VALENTINO TO FIGHT A NEwspaPER notice states that Valentino wishes to fight a duel with the editorial writer of the Chicago Tribune, who he claims insulted his manhood. It does not say whether Rudolph will use a double or not. Wire (stepping out of motor)—Henry, I'll go in here and try on some dresses and hats, get a soda and meet you in the next traffic jam. comicbooks.com